Entertainment & Music - 21 March 2007

Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle aged couple and a young
newlywed couple wanted to join a church.

The pastor says, "We have special requirements for new parishioners.
You must abstain from having sex for two weeks."

The couples agreed and came back at the end of two weeks. The pastor
goes to the elderly couple and asks, "Were you able to abstain from sex
for the two weeks?"

The old man replies, "No problem at all, Pastor."

"Congratulations! Welcome to the church." said the pastor. The pastor
goes to the middle aged couple and asks, "Well, were you able to abstain
from sex for the two weeks?"

The man replied, "The first week was not too bad. The second week I
had to sleep on the couch for a couple of nights but, yes we made it.

"Congratulations!
Welcome to the church." said the pastor. The pastor then goes to the
newlywed couple and asks, 'Well, were you able to abstain from sex for
two weeks?"

"Well Pastor, we were not able to go without sex for the two weeks,"
the young man replied.

"What happened?" inquired the pastor.
"My wife was reaching for a can of corn on the top shelf and dropped it.
When she bent over to pick it up, I was over come with lust and took
advantage of her right there."

"You understand of course, this means you will not be welcome in our
church," stated the pastor.

"That's OK." said the young man, "We're not welcome at Safeway anymore,
either."

2007-03-21 06:34:02 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Are they going to be mini-K-Feds?

2007-03-21 06:34:00 · 7 answers · asked by trer 3 in Celebrities

For girls : For Guys :
Inuyasha Kagome
Sesshomaru Kagrua
Miroku Sango
Kohaku Rin

2007-03-21 06:33:27 · 10 answers · asked by Cyber Girl 1 in Comics & Animation

2007-03-21 06:32:55 · 4 answers · asked by milo2angel 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-21 06:32:52 · 4 answers · asked by D.Y. 2 in Jokes & Riddles

The lyrics have the words, " I can't even run my own life, I'll be damed if you'll run mine.

I thought it may be Don Mclean....but was wrong.

2007-03-21 06:32:26 · 10 answers · asked by ML 3 in Music

It came out in maybe the 90's or so. Its a female and in the song she sings "stay with me" and I think its almost like a duet I can't really remember...I've done lyric search engines but it pulls up so much stuff...

2007-03-21 06:32:21 · 4 answers · asked by KrisKarson 4 in Music

2007-03-21 06:32:13 · 1 answers · asked by rivern 1 in Television

How did Haley do?

2007-03-21 06:32:04 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2007-03-21 06:32:01 · 4 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7 in Polls & Surveys

Just Grassy Sweetie and my last name isn't Sweetie

2007-03-21 06:32:00 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

For example ppl always give Judas Rabbi thumbs up or a star for his quality even his answers are bad.
(I'm not jelaous but this is the true!)

2007-03-21 06:31:28 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

a. is your favorite pair of pants
b. is your house
c. are your eyes
d. are your mom's eyes
e. is your favorite fruit

2007-03-21 06:31:18 · 27 answers · asked by Full of Id 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-21 06:31:13 · 5 answers · asked by   5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-21 06:31:12 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Really? What does it all mean?!

2007-03-21 06:30:50 · 32 answers · asked by ♥sista 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-21 06:30:50 · 2 answers · asked by milo2angel 2 in Polls & Surveys

Also, one of my other q's seems to have gotten lost in the shuffle. Mind answering it?


http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AnLSM5EAHoNH3gzpWrBFqADsy6IX?qid=20070321101900AA4bH0R

2007-03-21 06:30:45 · 5 answers · asked by munesliver 6 in Polls & Surveys

If so, what are they in for?

2007-03-21 06:30:39 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

for me its a nice shower, when it works, a cuddle and kiss from my son and partner and a cup of coffee! xx

2007-03-21 06:30:33 · 8 answers · asked by pinkjessie 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-21 06:30:24 · 3 answers · asked by Dia 3 in Movies

I can't remember the name of it, or who starred in it, but it centred around a pub in Wandsworth called the Park Tavern, which is on Merton Road, SW18. Infact the pub might not even have been called the Park Tavern in the programme, but its driving me mad!!!!

2007-03-21 06:30:06 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

i just got lost to the homework section don't ask how i got there

there are all these ?'s about very easy subjects here is a math question ...... how many months is 172 days

and ppl are answering them instead of helping by saying
30/31 days in a month.......

no wonder the kids these days can't even make change or know that canada is a northern boarder of the US
good god what will it be next?????

2007-03-21 06:29:31 · 6 answers · asked by elite_women_rule_the_rock 6 in Polls & Surveys

To the normal folk, a brutal movie is just that. But serial killers's and other criminal patterns from movies have been copied in the past by not so sane people, and it goes on.
Is there anything that can be done or do we have to go "oh it's a free society"

2007-03-21 06:29:16 · 10 answers · asked by Sheldon 6 in Polls & Surveys

Do some of these questions really have the power of making you cry?

2007-03-21 06:29:12 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Can you please help my find some parody in the film "Dr Strangelove."
parody: is a humorous or satirical imitation of a serious piece of literature, musical composition, person, event, etc. 2. the genre of literature represented by such imitations.

2007-03-21 06:29:10 · 1 answers · asked by Helen 1 in Movies

2007-03-21 06:29:00 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Or less than two hours a week?

2007-03-21 06:28:58 · 6 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-21 06:28:53 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Sunday my kid slammed into my face and my eye is just NOW getting black. I need someone to blame it on. I've already told my boss it was his fault, but that is lame. Give me something good. Oh, and I need a completely off the wall story of how I got it too, if you don't mind.

2007-03-21 06:28:52 · 8 answers · asked by Becky: Caffiene Achiever 5 in Polls & Surveys