Sunday my kid slammed into my face and my eye is just NOW getting black. I need someone to blame it on. I've already told my boss it was his fault, but that is lame. Give me something good. Oh, and I need a completely off the wall story of how I got it too, if you don't mind.
2007-03-21 06:28:52 · 8 answers · asked by Becky: Caffiene Achiever 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Just blame gummi. Its his fault the world is like it is
2007-03-21 06:49:45 · answer #1 · answered by No Trespassing 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You could say that your significant other hit you in the eye while you were both sleeping last night. My boyfriend did that to me a few weeks ago and I got a black eye. It was pretty funny. He just does things in his sleep sometimes and its so funny.
Or you could say that some kids were playing around at the grocery store and throwing some fruit around and you got hit in the eye with an orange or something...
I don't know. I'm not good at making things up. Sorry.
2007-03-21 13:50:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You can blame it on me!! But you will have to make up your own story I am not thinking straight today!
2007-03-21 13:33:03 · answer #3 · answered by Jesabel 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Guess those 4 Ninjas will think twice next time.
2007-03-21 13:32:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tell him Tyler Durden's elbow answers really hit you hard
2007-03-21 13:32:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You missed and I poked you in the eye
2007-03-21 13:39:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
sorry about your eye :]
um...tell everone that you got in a fight, b/c you were defending your son and that the lady punched you BUT you left her BAD, (example:busted lip,TWO black eyes,etc.)
hope i helped :)
2007-03-21 13:36:20 · answer #7 · answered by d!☮ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just tell everyone you went jogging without a sports bra on....
2007-03-21 13:33:05 · answer #8 · answered by Sexy Scottish Kool Aid Man 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋