Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle aged couple and a young
newlywed couple wanted to join a church.
The pastor says, "We have special requirements for new parishioners.
You must abstain from having sex for two weeks."
The couples agreed and came back at the end of two weeks. The pastor
goes to the elderly couple and asks, "Were you able to abstain from sex
for the two weeks?"
The old man replies, "No problem at all, Pastor."
"Congratulations! Welcome to the church." said the pastor. The pastor
goes to the middle aged couple and asks, "Well, were you able to abstain
from sex for the two weeks?"
The man replied, "The first week was not too bad. The second week I
had to sleep on the couch for a couple of nights but, yes we made it.
"Congratulations!
Welcome to the church." said the pastor. The pastor then goes to the
newlywed couple and asks, 'Well, were you able to abstain from sex for
two weeks?"
"Well Pastor, we were not able to go without sex for the two weeks,"
the young man replied.
"What happened?" inquired the pastor.
"My wife was reaching for a can of corn on the top shelf and dropped it.
When she bent over to pick it up, I was over come with lust and took
advantage of her right there."
"You understand of course, this means you will not be welcome in our
church," stated the pastor.
"That's OK." said the young man, "We're not welcome at Safeway anymore,
either."
2007-03-21 06:34:02 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol sorry for anybody that doesnt know safeway is a grocerie store
2007-03-21 06:46:01 · update #1
hahaha! def lmao! i had a bad day but jokes like these are giving me a great night!
Thank you! x a millioon
2007-03-21 06:41:40 · answer #1 · answered by lil dreamer 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nowhere does it say mailman/milkman are a mixture...you're waiting for the audience to make too super a leap in good judgment...attempt protecting it the milkman who ran over the frog, because it possibly grow to be in the unique options, beforehand of somebody's typo being surpassed alongside. PEACE
2016-10-02 12:38:28 · answer #2 · answered by ulberg 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke! If only I could find a man like that!
2007-03-21 07:38:51 · answer #3 · answered by Lovely Witch 25 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thanx for the laff. I needed it after a day like I've had.
2007-03-21 07:27:37 · answer #4 · answered by BT 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It puts a whole new light on grocery shopping !
2007-03-21 11:17:31 · answer #5 · answered by Scotty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
In the grocery aisle in the local supermarket?????
That must be canned sex.....
2007-03-21 06:53:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao. you're from the west huh? i used to live in arizona and they had safeways and albertsons. now im in pennsylvania and we have weis and kings.
1,000,000,000/10
2007-03-21 06:42:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Still a good one!
2007-03-21 06:39:43 · answer #8 · answered by R.E.M.E. 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes that was very funny (ha ha in the aisles )
2007-03-21 06:40:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
grody man
2007-03-21 06:47:22 · answer #10 · answered by Gustavo G 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋