Ciderman, who had been drinking all day, walked into a bar, looked around and approached a young lady. Without so much of an introduction, he placed his hand on her leg and starts fondling her.The woman jumped up and began screaming her head off....."Oh, I'm so sorry," said Ciderman, clearly embarrassed, "I thought you were my wife - you look exactly like her."
"Why, you drunken, worthless, insufferable heap of s##t," screamed the woman, utterly incensed, "keep away from me!"
"My G#d," said the man, "you sound just like her, too....."
2007-03-19
13:40:03
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