Your mama's so fat, she has to carry dollars in one pocket and pesos in the other.
Your mama's so fat, when she wears a black dress, she looks like Outer Space.
Oh, I suppose you could do better?
2007-03-19 13:39:52 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the second one isn't that great, but the 1st ones good.
listen to this one i made up...
Yo mama's so fat, when she got a role in harry potter, the dvd weighed more than the book!
I got some better ones i made up, but they aren't user friendly. muhahaha
2007-03-19 13:45:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
They aren't the best, and yes I can do better.
Ex: Your mama is so fat she sat next to everyone in class.
Ex: Your mama is so fat she everytime she stands there is a solar eclipse.
2007-03-19 13:49:43 · answer #2 · answered by 45 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
good but
yo mama's so fat, her blood type is gravy
yo mama's so old, her birth certificate says expired
yo mama smells so bad, speed stick slowed down and stopped.
yo mama's so ugly, she uses a line of makeup called why bother?
yo mama's so ugly, when she goes into a strip joint people pay her to keep her clothes on
yo mama's so fat she puts mayo on her aspirin.
2007-03-19 13:58:28 · answer #3 · answered by Grand Ninja Ted 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Mama's jokes are kind of over. But I do like the first one!
2007-03-19 13:43:51 · answer #4 · answered by dolphincutie 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i am a chid at heart and its good to past the time wit teasing like::::: yo mamma so short she can do backflips under the bed or yo mamma so tall she tripped on a rock and hit the moon.
2007-03-19 13:46:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why is it okay to make fun of fat people? It's not okay to make fun of someone's skin color or nationality or sexual orientation or religion. However, a lot of people think it's perfectly fine to say mean things about people with weight issues. It's not okay.
2007-03-19 14:08:21 · answer #6 · answered by puppylove 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol the second one is funny but I dont really get the 1st one. and I probably couldn't do better
2007-03-19 13:44:14 · answer #7 · answered by Kyouko-chan 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
definately agree with Ms Slicker's reply it's totally not cool to hurt people's feelin's.
2007-03-19 14:16:19 · answer #8 · answered by ilovejesus400x 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Its silly... Those "yo momma" jokes are funny but people don't ever use them anymore. Only like 4th graders... Sorry... :(
2007-03-19 13:44:44 · answer #9 · answered by Hayden F. 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
You could do better
2007-03-19 13:49:54 · answer #10 · answered by Nico 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋