Entertainment & Music - 19 March 2007

So an old widow goes to a hotel for the weekend. She is on the fifth floor. She turns on the television and it's the news, the newscaster says a killer is on the loose and he only kills widows. She is very over weight and begins to hiper ventilate. She gets a phone call saying " I am he vidow viper and I am coming to vipe you vidow" she screams and hangs up she is terrified. The phone rings again and it says " I am very close! I vill vipe you vidow!" she then screams and calls the police they all crowd into her room and wait. The phone rings and says " I am here! Unvoll you vidows" an officer opens the window and a man is cleaning the windows. He then says " Vat? I am the Vidow Viper I vipe Vidows!"

2007-03-19 13:55:13 · 7 answers · asked by Alli B 2 in Jokes & Riddles

i have a lot of favorite movies there is the little mermaid my big fat greek wedding so funny ect.

2007-03-19 13:55:10 · 12 answers · asked by Lindsay B 2 in Movies

I'm 13 and am interested in making my own Manga can anyone give me any advice because i'm constantly shown up by my best friend i want to get better so any one got links to good sites or helpful advice

2007-03-19 13:54:56 · 3 answers · asked by Jinrai 2 in Comics & Animation

In last week's episode of smallville, when clark saves chloe from being locked in the wine cellar, the last line he said to her the first time they showed the scene, he said something like "giving up lana was the hardest thing I have ever had to do, if you don't know that then you don't know me like I thought you did"

then later on when we see lana set up chloe to call clark there so she can see him use his powers... he says something like "letting lana go was the hardest thing i have had to do, if you don't know that then you don't know me very well"

did any of you notice it too?

2007-03-19 13:54:55 · 1 answers · asked by Topher 5 in Television

I'm having a birthday party, a dance party. I never really watch MTV and listen to the radio so I need some music for the DJ to play. Does any one know any good songs to play? They'll be kids from 13-16 and they're mature kids who can handle swearing and stuff. So far I have stuff like:

My Love, We Fly High, Say it Right, Every Time We Touch, Smack That

Be sure to list rock, rap, dance and slow songs plz

2007-03-19 13:54:47 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

Go on, pour your heart out! Does it stink for letting all the perversion go on? Does it rock for giving you just the right answers? Is it stupid for letting jerks on here? Is it awesome for letting you meet some really nice people/friends?

This is just something for you to give your issues about something, to let anger or happiness out! It's like a little anger managment for those with issues. ^^

2007-03-19 13:54:47 · 11 answers · asked by Murr;; Fang 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-19 13:54:36 · 26 answers · asked by Hi there. 4 in Polls & Surveys

do they have meet and greets, or what?

2007-03-19 13:54:32 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

To Kennyboy that i would not answer "Good Life Willy"
but everywhere i look he's there in all his glory?
What do i do, i want to give him a piece of my mind.

2007-03-19 13:54:18 · 10 answers · asked by **ZARA** 7 in Polls & Surveys

Madonna is the answer for radio trivia

2007-03-19 13:53:53 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I play the acoustic, but I want to buy an electric guitar. I'm looking for something around $300 but still good quality. Is that possible? =]

2007-03-19 13:53:31 · 9 answers · asked by Cakeisgood 2 in Music

Meaning their mellow, blending, creepy, incredibly melodic, extensive soloing capabilities. Just something I can get lost in.

2007-03-19 13:53:20 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I have my fingers crossed for Chance, eventhough he's a jerk :)

2007-03-19 13:53:14 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

what is mans idea of foreplay?half hour of begging.-why do so many women fake orgasm?because men fake foreplay.-2 men approaching each other on a path in america.both dragging their right foot as they walked.one looks at the other knowlingly,points to his right foot and"Vietnam 1969."the otherhooks his thumb behind himand says,"dog s*it 20 feet behind."

2007-03-19 13:52:59 · 8 answers · asked by happy chappy 5 in Jokes & Riddles

how do you think bill gates and the like feel when they hear a 'poor' person saying that to their friend or something?

2007-03-19 13:52:54 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Besides lyrics.com

2007-03-19 13:52:54 · 6 answers · asked by Cha 3 in Music

here are some of the lyrics (might not be in order)

automatic, super sonic..... funky fresh... every body work their body lets see one two step...

2007-03-19 13:52:51 · 10 answers · asked by Choir~Geek 4 in Music

I knew a Jamaican man, named Jim Cubbs who used to say that, but he meant, "Hey, baby." But the way he used to say it was SO hilarious & funny! ROFL! This man had his lips curled all the time & he looked like a monkey. Well, I guess we all do, since according to Darwin, we're believed to be derived from the monkey family.

Mr. Cubbs was a very sweet man. RIP & rest his soul.

2007-03-19 13:52:47 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-19 13:52:31 · 30 answers · asked by Hi there. 4 in Polls & Surveys

Does anybody what song it is on that commercial where, i forget what its for, but like someone does something nice for someone and a person sees it and then that person does something nice for someone else and so on. Idk if its an actual song or just one for the commercial. If you know it or even know what im talking about help me out.

2007-03-19 13:52:23 · 4 answers · asked by bibsio 2 in Television

by alice cooper.

2007-03-19 13:51:56 · 5 answers · asked by jones1743 2 in Music

I'll pick someone as a best answer, after you select me as a best answer for one of your questions. 10 poins for me and 10 for you.
whatdoyathink????

anybody want in lemme know??????????

2007-03-19 13:51:51 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Sue

If you thought my other riddle was lame-This is the same one with a twist :-)

2007-03-19 13:51:50 · 6 answers · asked by ? 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-19 13:51:47 · 5 answers · asked by lysette c 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-19 13:51:22 · 2 answers · asked by AVATARD 5 in Polls & Surveys

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2007-03-19 13:51:19 · 10 answers · asked by kmario wart godzilla bowser 2 in Movies

2007-03-19 13:51:16 · 26 answers · asked by Hi there. 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-19 13:51:06 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

pick your favorites and tell me why:

jonas brothers
new order
american rejects
snow patrol
red hot chilli peppers
blue october
REM
Bowling for soup
blink 182
the killers
The afters
guster
weezer
fall out boy
coldplay
boys like girls
the academy is
simple plan
my chemical romance
The fray
yellowcard
the format
panic at the disco
sugarcult
the faders
maroon 5
hellogoodbye
green day

2007-03-19 13:51:05 · 23 answers · asked by jo_bro_hoe_9890 2 in Music

One less reason? My friend had said that they are, but i've tried to do a search and can't find anything! I love there music, I was just wondering if anyone knew. . . thanks :)

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=3927306

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2007-03-19 13:50:23 · 2 answers · asked by ♣Kellina♣ 5 in Music