So an old widow goes to a hotel for the weekend. She is on the fifth floor. She turns on the television and it's the news, the newscaster says a killer is on the loose and he only kills widows. She is very over weight and begins to hiper ventilate. She gets a phone call saying " I am he vidow viper and I am coming to vipe you vidow" she screams and hangs up she is terrified. The phone rings again and it says " I am very close! I vill vipe you vidow!" she then screams and calls the police they all crowd into her room and wait. The phone rings and says " I am here! Unvoll you vidows" an officer opens the window and a man is cleaning the windows. He then says " Vat? I am the Vidow Viper I vipe Vidows!"
2007-03-19 13:55:13 · 7 answers · asked by Alli B 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice one. I threw up laughing about it.
2007-03-19 13:59:48 · answer #1 · answered by speedyboy1232001 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK...I'll try to vipe that from my memory....obvious punchline but cute one.
2007-03-19 21:47:33 · answer #2 · answered by iraq51 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah thats what i would say to if i were a murderer and there were a bunch of cops hanggin around i would lie lie lie
2007-03-19 21:03:27 · answer #3 · answered by premedhopeful 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've seen other versions of this joke. not funny, but at least you put it into your own words.
2007-03-19 21:00:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have heard it before but i love it none the less!
2007-03-19 21:23:38 · answer #5 · answered by Lets go 2 Candy Mt. Charlie!!!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!!! that is so funny!!! i van't stop laughin!!! lol
2007-03-20 00:01:19 · answer #6 · answered by baby_dragon_brealth 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's VERY funny. Good one Thanks for the LAUGH.
2007-03-19 21:18:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋