A lady walks into a shop which sells Persian rugs.
She spots the perfecct rug and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to feel its texture, she farts loudly.
Embarrassed, she looks around to see if anyone has noticed.
Standing nearby is a salesman.
He says, "Good day, madam, How may we help you?"
Unconfortably, she says, "What's the price of this rug?"
He says, "Madam, if you farted just touching it, you'll sh#t yourself when you hear the price."
2007-03-19
13:27:15
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