A lady walks into a shop which sells Persian rugs.
She spots the perfecct rug and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to feel its texture, she farts loudly.
Embarrassed, she looks around to see if anyone has noticed.
Standing nearby is a salesman.
He says, "Good day, madam, How may we help you?"
Unconfortably, she says, "What's the price of this rug?"
He says, "Madam, if you farted just touching it, you'll sh#t yourself when you hear the price."
2007-03-19 13:27:15 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good on fingers she must have had bean to dinner 10/10
2007-03-20 09:08:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutly brilliant, what a punch line.10/10+star
2007-03-20 05:12:14 · answer #2 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You might be on the carpet again for telling a joke like that fidgety.
Women don't fart fidgety, they botty burp!
2007-03-19 20:43:04 · answer #3 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heard it before soooooooooo old
2007-03-20 05:09:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that joke is a pile of cr*p
see what I did there? pile, carpet.
God I'm funny
no
2007-03-20 05:16:59 · answer #5 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋