Ciderman, who had been drinking all day, walked into a bar, looked around and approached a young lady. Without so much of an introduction, he placed his hand on her leg and starts fondling her.The woman jumped up and began screaming her head off....."Oh, I'm so sorry," said Ciderman, clearly embarrassed, "I thought you were my wife - you look exactly like her."
"Why, you drunken, worthless, insufferable heap of s##t," screamed the woman, utterly incensed, "keep away from me!"
"My G#d," said the man, "you sound just like her, too....."
2007-03-19 13:40:03 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Love you to, a brilliant joke, i honestly thought it was you at the bar, she said her name was Fidgety, she coudn`t keep still. 10/10
2007-03-19 13:51:32 · answer #1 · answered by newciderman 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha. Worth a 7 on the chuckle meter.
2007-03-19 13:42:58 · answer #2 · answered by flying_dawg 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny i know that voice as well fingers 10/10
2007-03-20 08:55:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I won`t drink another botle of cider again,Ha Ha.
2007-03-19 15:31:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Good one!
2007-03-19 14:01:05 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol 10/10 i love it soo funny
2007-03-20 03:22:08 · answer #6 · answered by annamaria9521 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
...and then he drank some more and in his time of lonleyness he pondered," where is my wife?" he decided to get his brother to help him search only to find them both nacked and passed out on the floor. realizing that his bladder was full and that he had no cold water to throw on them he relieved himself on them both,"that'll show you, you fools!","hahahahaha, you know babe, you always did look good in yellow!"
2007-03-19 14:22:24 · answer #7 · answered by premedhopeful 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats brill,sshh or I will wake the house up with me laughing,lollol,haha
2007-03-19 13:44:22 · answer #8 · answered by LYNDA M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
stop, or i'll have my answers quota for the day used up. rofl.
2007-03-19 13:43:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-03-19 13:47:48 · answer #10 · answered by gregs111 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋