Entertainment & Music - 18 March 2007

pg-13 my mom wont let me watch R rated movies and i love scary mocies

2007-03-18 09:51:17 · 5 answers · asked by cali 1 in Movies

a man phones his boss and says im sick i cant work. his boss says, when im sick i go back to bed and do my wife, try that it helps me. 2 hours later the man phones his boss and says,thanks im all better now u have a nice house.

2007-03-18 09:51:12 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Hi--
My friend is a huge fan of "Sex and the City" and I'm throwing a surprise party for her next month. I've only seen the show a couple of times. Any fans out there have ideas of things I can do to go w/ the SATC theme? Obviously, I'll be serving Cosmos and encourage all the girls to dress to the nines and wear their best shoes! Ideas for food? Decorations? Etc?

2007-03-18 09:51:09 · 6 answers · asked by nycgalnyc 1 in Television

Tomorrow morning on a perfectly normal day, you go to your doctor for a routine check-up. After a few tests the doctor informs you that you are suffering from some sort of cancer and that you are going to die in about 6 to 8 weeks. What would you do during the time you have left? Could you explain why you'd do that? I mean don't give me short answers, don't say "I'd stay positive" or "I’d be normal". Tell me why. Why would you stay positive or whatever else you think you might do. I just want to know what how you think about this situation.

2007-03-18 09:50:55 · 23 answers · asked by Mohammad 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-18 09:50:50 · 38 answers · asked by Bistro 7 in Polls & Surveys

what curse words mean Body: The mom calls the husband a "bastard"

and then the dad calls the wife a "*****"

and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a ***** and a bastard?"

and the mom says "well, a ***** is a lady and a bastard is a gentlemen"




and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your penis in my vagina!"


So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a penis and vagina?"



His moms says "Well Billy, a penis is a hat and a vagina is a coat"

and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "****"


and billy said "Dad, whats ****"

And then his dad says
"Well billy, **** is a type of Shaving cream "


and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "****!"


and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats ****?"

"Well billy **** is a way of cutting the turkey"


and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says


"Hello bitches and bastards, may i take your penis's and vaginas,
my dad's upstairs wiping **** off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen ******* the Turkey"

2007-03-18 09:50:50 · 2 answers · asked by ♥ 5 in Jokes & Riddles

do you know who produced the show of kasamh se? and if i wanted to write to Ranvir, who can i do it through?

2007-03-18 09:50:41 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

hate that

2007-03-18 09:50:38 · 10 answers · asked by elain h 2 in Polls & Surveys

I have been soo busy today i haven`t had my fix of yahoo answers so here i am !

2007-03-18 09:50:38 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Yahoo is getting on my last nerve. They are pushing it. I am a machine now. I breath yahoo answers. Someone please cut off mylife line!!!!!!!!!!! I am no longer a human. I haven't gotten any work done, lost my job because my boss caught me on yahoo answers for the millionth time, and now I'm living in my car with this stupid notebook. I'm running out of gasoline and money. Someone please help me. My family has no idea what happened to me!!! I'm still addicted. They are going to find me in the next few weeks dead in my car with yahoo answers.

2007-03-18 09:50:34 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-18 09:50:32 · 2 answers · asked by jessi_2089 1 in Celebrities

2007-03-18 09:50:17 · 20 answers · asked by muppet 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-18 09:50:16 · 26 answers · asked by Alicat 6 in Polls & Surveys

Apparently I speak out of my **** all the time.

2007-03-18 09:49:52 · 8 answers · asked by Closed 4 in Polls & Surveys

Yeah, I know, I'm a real idiot for not knowing the name of it...

2007-03-18 09:49:42 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN 2007 WHEN .....
1. you go to a party, sit down, and ppl take myspace pics
2. you haven`t played solitare with real cards.
3. the reason you aren`t staying touch with your friends is because they dont have AIM.
4. you`d rather look all over the house to find the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6. your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
7. you read this list and keep nodding and smiling.
8. you think how stupid you are reading this.
9. you were too busy to notice number five.
10. you actually scrolled back up to see if there was a number five.
11. now you`re laughing to yourself.
12. put this in your profile if you fell for this

2007-03-18 09:49:35 · 14 answers · asked by ♥ 5 in Jokes & Riddles

what shape?

2007-03-18 09:49:29 · 33 answers · asked by sunflare63 7 in Polls & Surveys

speaker speaker on the dance floor


i heard it here http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=148567231

2007-03-18 09:49:24 · 2 answers · asked by midgetpuffs 1 in Music

2007-03-18 09:48:55 · 4 answers · asked by chris j 7 in Polls & Surveys

i heard she is in the hosipital

2007-03-18 09:48:50 · 4 answers · asked by elain h 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-18 09:48:25 · 24 answers · asked by LaLaLaa♥ 5 in Polls & Surveys

Someone added me to their fan list....that made me smile :) lol

2007-03-18 09:48:23 · 19 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

I love seeing how many people can get these right. Here's another one, first correct answer gets the points.
What was the full birth name of the Country music legend Buck Owens?

2007-03-18 09:48:14 · 2 answers · asked by Detfan 3 in Music

2007-03-18 09:48:05 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-18 09:47:41 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-03-18 09:47:37 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-18 09:47:31 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-18 09:47:28 · 4 answers · asked by chris j 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-18 09:47:17 · 13 answers · asked by Goin'down77 2 in Television

2007-03-18 09:47:11 · 25 answers · asked by pr jazz squirm 2 in Polls & Surveys