on a very hot day, a cowboy was riding across Death Valley's desert, when he came upon a magic lamp. He stops, dismounts, picks up the lamp and shines it up....poof, out pops a genie.
"I'll grant you 3 wishes", stated the genie. "Ok, lets start with a mansion filled with waterfountains, and a vault filled with gold coins." The genie agreed. "Next, I'd like a a beautiful woman to sleep next to everynight for the rest of my life." "Done." replied the genie. "And, last; but but not least, I want the S#x organs of my horse!!" "As you wish!" Suddenly there was a loud bang, then the world faded to black, as the cowboy passed out.
He wakes up, lying in a posh bedroom, next to a beautiful blonde woman. he sees a vault door opened up to revel that it is full of gold coin. Remembering his 3rd wish, he opens his pajama bottoms and said "Oh my god, I was riding the mare!!!!!"
2007-03-18
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