Following a nasty car accident, a man's wife slips into a coma. After spending weeks at her bedside, the husband is summoned to the hospital. "It's amazing" says the Doctor, breathlessly. "While bathing your wife, one of the nurses noticed she responded to her b.reasts being touched."
The husband is very excited, and asks what he can do. "Well," says the doc, "if one erogenous zone provokes a response, perhaps the others will too." So the husband goes alone into the room, where he slips his hand under the covers and begins to massage her bits. Amazingly, the woman begins to move and even moan a little. The man tells the doctor, waiting outside. "Excellent!" he says. "If she responds like that , I think you should try oral $ex." Nodding, the husband returns to the room - but within minutes the heart monitor alarms go off, and the medics pile into the room. "What happened?" shouts the doctor, as he checks the prone woman's pulse. "I'm not sure," he replies sheepishly "I think she choked
2007-03-18 13:22:18 · 14 answers · asked by trickyrick32 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the poor woman....she probably choked on a doughnut Tricky
2007-03-18 13:36:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
SISKEL & EBERT gave you one star on that one. That was good. I had envisioned a different punch line till I read yours. I play to plagerize your joke now. hahaha Now I will be the life of the party.
2007-03-18 20:27:22 · answer #2 · answered by Big C 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
olden but golden heard it several times still makes me laugh
2007-03-19 12:04:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
men are always thinkin about themselves...damn! way to be selfish and friggen kill ur wife!
2007-03-18 20:32:50 · answer #4 · answered by DivaHawk 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol just like a man huh? FUNNY!!!
2007-03-18 20:27:20 · answer #5 · answered by Toto! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha what a scream that's ace
2007-03-19 09:41:39 · answer #6 · answered by MUTLEY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG, how mean of him;))
funny tho!
2007-03-18 20:24:34 · answer #7 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a rarity in this place...a funny one...
2007-03-18 20:26:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow what an idiot lol
2007-03-18 20:25:33 · answer #9 · answered by oNe.Love. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg, i don't think he meant THAT. lolz
2007-03-18 20:32:02 · answer #10 · answered by datopher64 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋