on a very hot day, a cowboy was riding across Death Valley's desert, when he came upon a magic lamp. He stops, dismounts, picks up the lamp and shines it up....poof, out pops a genie.
"I'll grant you 3 wishes", stated the genie. "Ok, lets start with a mansion filled with waterfountains, and a vault filled with gold coins." The genie agreed. "Next, I'd like a a beautiful woman to sleep next to everynight for the rest of my life." "Done." replied the genie. "And, last; but but not least, I want the S#x organs of my horse!!" "As you wish!" Suddenly there was a loud bang, then the world faded to black, as the cowboy passed out.
He wakes up, lying in a posh bedroom, next to a beautiful blonde woman. he sees a vault door opened up to revel that it is full of gold coin. Remembering his 3rd wish, he opens his pajama bottoms and said "Oh my god, I was riding the mare!!!!!"
2007-03-18 13:23:44 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that's a nasty way to get a sex change -_-
2007-03-18 13:28:12 · answer #1 · answered by datopher64 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Darn! Same thing almost happened to me! Good thing I lost the lantern when I visited Death Valley.
2007-03-18 14:52:39 · answer #2 · answered by billy brite 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-03-18 19:15:35 · answer #3 · answered by 1985 & going strong 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
for a guy, that has to be the worst thing in the WORLD! like tempting a kid with candy and snatching it away!
2007-03-18 13:30:59 · answer #4 · answered by DivaHawk 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Poor Cowboy! LOL.
2007-03-18 17:53:51 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
tee hee wouldn't that be a suprize!
2007-03-18 13:29:45 · answer #6 · answered by Toto! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha good one.
2007-03-18 13:27:13 · answer #7 · answered by Skyhawk 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
confused much?
2007-03-18 13:31:29 · answer #8 · answered by oNe.Love. 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
HUH
2007-03-18 13:27:40 · answer #9 · answered by Tiffany M 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋