Little Johnny and his class went on an overnight camp trip.Johnny got scared at night so he ran to the teachers tent and said,"Teacher,can i sleep with you tonight?"she says "no"he says ,"But mommy lets me" "fine" she says.
Next he asks her,"Teacher can I play with you’re belly button with my finger?" "No", she says. "But my mommy lets me." "Fine" she says.
A couple minutes go by when all of a sudden the teacher leaps up and yells,"THAT AIN’T MY BELLY BUTTON!"
Little Johnny says,"IT AIN’T MY FINGER,EITHER".
2007-03-17
11:19:27
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