Entertainment & Music - 17 March 2007

Why is it that most of the TV chefs nowadays tend to be men? Years ago, it used to be women. Maybe its just a fad..

2007-03-17 03:15:45 · 7 answers · asked by Michael T 5 in Television

i really want listen to Hum Hallelujah without buying the CD, Infinity On High, because i don't have $$ on me!!!!!!!!! i need help.

2007-03-17 03:15:05 · 6 answers · asked by ang 2 in Music

Farmer Giles gets a phone call from his farm hand

"I've run over a pig and it's stuck under the Tractor still alive"...

"Shoot it" says the Farmer "And then bury Him"

The farmer gets another phone call

" Done that, Now what should I do with his f#!(king speed camera....."

2007-03-17 03:15:04 · 9 answers · asked by jabelite 3 in Jokes & Riddles

are you wearing any green at all?

2007-03-17 03:15:01 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-17 03:14:33 · 5 answers · asked by stephen w 1 in Television

Would you take me dirt bike riding? It sounds good and then a little afternoon delight?

2007-03-17 03:14:18 · 19 answers · asked by Babydoll 4 in Polls & Surveys

I KNOW I ASKED THIS BEFORE BUT WHAT?!

2007-03-17 03:13:52 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

Happy St. Patrick's Day everyone! What would you think of a girl that wore a t-shirt on St. Pat's Day that reads... I CAN ONLY PLEASE ONE PERSON A DAY... GOOD LUCK! Would you think it is cute and funny or trashy? Thanks!

2007-03-17 03:13:39 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

''Sword'' ??

2007-03-17 03:13:19 · 34 answers · asked by tokyo 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-17 03:12:15 · 7 answers · asked by summer ♥ 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-17 03:12:11 · 19 answers · asked by gel 1 in Celebrities

The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place
her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lackof
underwear. "Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her
husband demanded. "Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to
afford any." The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says,
"For the sake of decency, here's £50. Go and buy yourself some underwear."

Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt
also blows up to show that she is wearing no undies. "Blessed Virgin Mary,
woman! You've no knickers. Why not?" She replies, "I can't afford any on
the money you give me." He reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake
of decency, here's £20 Go and buy yourself some underwear!"

Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over
her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it. "Sweet mudder of
Jesus, Aggie! Where the frig are yer drawers?" She too explains, "You
dinna give me enough money ta be ableta affarrd any." The Scotsman reaches
into his pocket and says, "Well, fer the love 'o Jasus, 'n the sake of
decency, here's a comb. Tidy yerself up a bit."

2007-03-17 03:11:53 · 14 answers · asked by MynameisShirl 5 in Jokes & Riddles

a girl answers, the legs.. teacher:why is that?
girl: at night i see my moms legs up in the air, shouting: god am coming..

2007-03-17 03:11:07 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I was in the pub and said to my mate

''do you want a game of darts''

he said ''ok nearest the bull starts''

He said ''BAA''

I said "MOO'"

He said "ok your Nearest."

2007-03-17 03:11:05 · 10 answers · asked by jabelite 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-17 03:11:03 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him (Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good).....

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

2007-03-17 03:10:09 · 15 answers · asked by jeffreytucker79 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-17 03:10:08 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I am not but I still party on St.Patricks day!

2007-03-17 03:08:34 · 44 answers · asked by prez 5 in Polls & Surveys

Please HELP!!!! We've already made up like 7 songs already!

2007-03-17 03:08:33 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Just wondered I saw one on her music video

2007-03-17 03:08:20 · 9 answers · asked by tori j 1 in Celebrities

why do people from one country ask questions that seem to be nothing more than an insult to another country.

is this just for fun or is the implied insult intended?

what do you think of these questions?

2007-03-17 03:08:05 · 4 answers · asked by dreamer 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-17 03:07:42 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-17 03:07:39 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Hi
Does anyone know a song that contains literary figures of speech such as metaphors, similies, personification, repitition. Does anyone know of a song with even a few of the figures of speech?

2007-03-17 03:07:13 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Which weighs more. . . a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks?

2007-03-17 03:07:07 · 21 answers · asked by Call Me Crazy 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-17 03:07:06 · 42 answers · asked by kennyboy 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-17 03:06:58 · 4 answers · asked by scrivnerbrittany 1 in Celebrities

What is the hottest guy from a music video. Not someone in the band, but like an actor or dancer.
Mine is the blonde guy from P!ATD's video for I write sins not tragedies. If you know his name... I will some how get you extra points!

2007-03-17 03:06:32 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I don't want anyone pinching you

2007-03-17 03:06:03 · 7 answers · asked by ?Sherbear ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

Please click the link, listen the scene and tell me after that, if his second answer ( "no, I don´t" ) is a joke or really serious.

http://www.francoisingold.ch/2006/08/09/interview-de-brad-pitt-par-r-mezrahi/

2007-03-17 03:05:50 · 5 answers · asked by hendrik 2 in Celebrities