Entertainment & Music - 17 March 2007

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...Any part under a car's hood.
Male...The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female...Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male...Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female...The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with
one's partner.
Male...Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip
with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female...A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...Trying not to hit on other women while out with
this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female...A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female...An embarrassing by product of indigestion.
Male...A source of entertainment, self-expression,
male bonding.

7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...The greatest expression of intimacy a couple
can achieve.
Male...Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female...A device for changing from one TV channel to
another.
Male...A device for scanning through all 375 channels
every 5 minutes.

2007-03-17 03:35:10 · 34 answers · asked by MynameisShirl 5 in Polls & Surveys

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you do think old songs are batter the new songs?

2007-03-17 03:34:58 · 14 answers · asked by nnareu 2 in Music

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Anime??? Anyone know some good series/Movies?

I kno already Loveless, Naruto, D N Angel, and Witch hunter Robin, and a few more. But im getting bored, and nothing seems to intrest me, Help? Thanks for your time, and please have a great day!

2007-03-17 03:33:52 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

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What is an Anna Nicole Smith Penthouse magazine Circa April 1996 worth?

Just curious

2007-03-17 03:33:43 · 8 answers · asked by coolhandven 4 in Magazines

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Will you drink green beer today?

2007-03-17 03:32:59 · 29 answers · asked by Lynne 3 in Polls & Surveys

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ATTENTION people UNDER 30 ..want Honest opinions ..for my Psychology essays?

out of all of the listed shows ..which ones do you watch and why ? please leave your age if you want ..Helps with demographics in areas..

INKED,

Miami Ink, Deal or No Deal,

Sureal life, Idenity,

celebrity fit club , Are you smarter,

american Idol , dancing with the stars,

hogan knows,

Family Jewels,

Dice ..Undisputed,

2007-03-17 03:32:57 · 12 answers · asked by boopinangel 4 in Television

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What Dragon Ball z Caracter do you like?

I like Garlic jr.,Brolly and Raditz.

2007-03-17 03:32:53 · 18 answers · asked by wolfington 2 in Comics & Animation

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Hey!! This chick said she wants to jump my bones, does that mean she's a hurdler?

2007-03-17 03:32:52 · 14 answers · asked by Shinbone 2 in Polls & Surveys

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House............FANS ONLY!!!!!!?

Do any other House Fans Get A Feeling That Foreman enjoys sittin back/bein in the middle of House teasing Chase and Cameron and I think he does but if I reacall correctly Foreman used to hate when House Picked On People especally Chase and Cameron??? So What's His Deal.

2007-03-17 03:31:55 · 4 answers · asked by ~*Hermione*~ 2 in Television

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Buffalos dont have wings?

Did you know that?

2007-03-17 03:31:22 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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How should I colour the egg that is sitting next to an Easter bunny?

I am entering a hilarious colouring contest for adults (!) and the bunny looks pretty good. But there is a little egg next to him. Should I try to make it look like Mother Teresa or Kenny from South Park? Or should I just colour it like an egg?

A hilarious creative answer would be best here please!

2007-03-17 03:30:55 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Do you think that Rosie O'Donnell is getting TOO full of herself, lately?

What is happening with her, lately? I have been hearing all types of bad stuff on her...reagarding the ladies on the view(a show I never watch) but, I read this somewhere recently that she is or has been annoying everybody on that show...do you think that she will be kicked off, soon? what are your views?
just wann know...

2007-03-17 03:30:29 · 20 answers · asked by Anne99 2 in Celebrities

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am i goodlooking?

answer in the question the most insulting way you can. 10 points for the most sarcastic and rudest answer.

2007-03-17 03:30:28 · 17 answers · asked by michael e 2 in Polls & Surveys

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When you are driving, what is the one thing other?

people(driving) on the road do that drives you insane????

2007-03-17 03:29:50 · 29 answers · asked by Stuck in the middle of nowhere 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Why am I losing gas mileage on my work car, a 2004 chevy cavalier?

Air and fuel filters are new. The guy at the garage put it on the analizer and it indicated that the car is "running efficiently." Bull puckey! I used to get 350 miles per tank of gas and now about 100 less? Any ideas?

2007-03-17 03:29:44 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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whats better family guy or the simpsons?

2007-03-17 03:29:43 · 24 answers · asked by Andrew T 3 in Television

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are all the people here sad?

2007-03-17 03:29:39 · 34 answers · asked by coco32 2 in Polls & Surveys

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Isnt it just a little intresting that the film 300 was directly supported by the us government?

2007-03-17 03:29:32 · 5 answers · asked by Saj 5 in Movies

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Good book on basic Music Theory?

I have to learn the fundamentals of music theory over the next few weeks for my finals.... I'm looking for a book that gives a music term and definition, nothing too detailed, just enough for me to understand what a diatonic scale is and how to distinguish form. thanks!

post or email, please--> eieielle@yahoo.com

2007-03-17 03:29:18 · 2 answers · asked by eieielle 1 in Music

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