1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...Any part under a car's hood.
Male...The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female...Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male...Playing football without a cup.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female...The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with
one's partner.
Male...Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip
with the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female...A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...Trying not to hit on other women while out with
this one.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female...A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female...An embarrassing by product of indigestion.
Male...A source of entertainment, self-expression,
male bonding.
7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...The greatest expression of intimacy a couple
can achieve.
Male...Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female...A device for changing from one TV channel to
another.
Male...A device for scanning through all 375 channels
every 5 minutes.
2007-03-17 03:35:10 · 34 answers · asked by MynameisShirl 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I feel so lame! Curse you, 'Y' chromosome!
2007-03-17 03:46:15 · answer #1 · answered by Benny Zuko, The All-Knowing cat 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! Very true especially 5, 7 and 8.
2007-03-17 03:49:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yep! That's the lads down to a T. Very good.
2007-03-17 03:42:13 · answer #3 · answered by uknative 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
one million/2 -genuine !!! it rather is common to fall in love yet to stay in love is extremely particular. there is one 2d in life once you're with somebody. And sense like the international has stopped and your life seems suitable, ensure you on no account lose that guy or woman ...... is this actual love ?????
2016-12-18 16:02:07 · answer #4 · answered by allateef 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Interesting... very true for the most part
2007-03-17 03:41:28 · answer #5 · answered by chanteuse87 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA! I love it. Absolutely true. Everything in perspective. *smile*
2007-03-17 03:40:50 · answer #6 · answered by Sleek 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually, to me, vunerable is holding my wife's purse at the store.
2007-03-17 03:43:08 · answer #7 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
True
2007-03-17 03:40:32 · answer #8 · answered by fordperfect5 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! so true, bet theres a few others too,
well done
2007-03-17 03:42:00 · answer #9 · answered by ♠ Merlin ♠ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
All true every word and sentance
2007-03-17 04:23:30 · answer #10 · answered by colin050659 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good but not totally accurate.....95%
2007-03-17 03:40:35 · answer #11 · answered by chiefof nothing 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋