The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place
her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lackof
underwear. "Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her
husband demanded. "Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to
afford any." The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says,
"For the sake of decency, here's £50. Go and buy yourself some underwear."
Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt
also blows up to show that she is wearing no undies. "Blessed Virgin Mary,
woman! You've no knickers. Why not?" She replies, "I can't afford any on
the money you give me." He reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake
of decency, here's £20 Go and buy yourself some underwear!"
Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over
her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it. "Sweet mudder of
Jesus, Aggie! Where the frig are yer drawers?" She too explains, "You
dinna give me enough money ta be ableta affarrd any." The Scotsman reaches
into his pocket and says, "Well, fer the love 'o Jasus, 'n the sake of
decency, here's a comb. Tidy yerself up a bit."
2007-03-17 03:11:53 · 14 answers · asked by MynameisShirl 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha !! good one , oh those tight scots
2007-03-17 03:16:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol that is soo funny but scots aren`t mean !!
2007-03-17 03:26:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
this one was on a few days ago, but still is very funny
2007-03-17 04:43:03 · answer #3 · answered by HELEND 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
thats sounds just about right!!
kby
I'm Scottish!
2007-03-17 03:24:09 · answer #4 · answered by kennyboy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Really good one that!!!!
Happy st patricks day to ya!!
2007-03-17 03:26:28 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Really good.
2007-03-17 04:40:36 · answer #6 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Good one!
2007-03-17 03:35:22 · answer #7 · answered by The Weird One! 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i love these jokes,cos you have to say them in the accents, which makes it extremely funny to do.
Bravo!!!!!!!!!!!!!
xxx
2007-03-17 03:52:01 · answer #8 · answered by Honeybee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funnyyyy
2007-03-17 03:20:55 · answer #9 · answered by Daisy! 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-03-17 05:11:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋