I was in the pub and said to my mate
''do you want a game of darts''
he said ''ok nearest the bull starts''
He said ''BAA''
I said "MOO'"
He said "ok your Nearest."
2007-03-17 03:11:05 · 10 answers · asked by jabelite 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Excellent!
Have the other answerers no sense of humour!!!
2007-03-17 03:51:57 · answer #1 · answered by half asleep 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Darts, nonetheless searching for the previous hat trick! My chum John became a professional at darts he even had a foul *** dart board at his homestead and he ought to maintain score in his head! He became on a league and that they might commute throughout to play. He became rather sturdy, we had a dart board for a jointly as yet procuring the practise and the then I continually needed new and greater effective darts, nicely it grew to become a sprint bit an high priced habit so; I give up. I gained the dart board at paintings although and became powerful happy! they're darned high priced! digital scoreboard and each thing it became mind-blowing!
2016-12-18 16:01:23 · answer #2 · answered by allateef 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ya they try to imitate the bull decause they are blonde
2007-03-17 03:18:07 · answer #3 · answered by manish_wolfyfox 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol why is it always near? lol
l did get it
2007-03-17 04:36:10 · answer #4 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA HA HA .
2007-03-17 04:54:57 · answer #5 · answered by *♥* donna *♥* 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that made me laugh.
silly but funny.
xxx
2007-03-17 03:53:42 · answer #6 · answered by Honeybee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i dont really get it too
2007-03-17 03:19:27 · answer #7 · answered by guan yin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't really get it
2007-03-17 03:14:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-03-17 05:17:49 · answer #9 · answered by thewokinn 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
=)???
2007-03-17 06:03:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋