Entertainment & Music - 16 March 2007

2007-03-16 21:40:28 · 5 answers · asked by rebecca 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-16 21:39:28 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-16 21:36:44 · 56 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-16 21:36:38 · 12 answers · asked by answerboy 1 in Television

2007-03-16 21:35:36 · 12 answers · asked by John.Nash 1 in Movies

Virgin megastore!

2007-03-16 21:35:03 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-16 21:33:50 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

I would like to know how a Taurus girl and another Taurus girl go in the ways of compatibility.

2007-03-16 21:33:39 · 6 answers · asked by aoi_nagisa1 1 in Horoscopes

2007-03-16 21:33:31 · 10 answers · asked by Eric Inri 6 in Polls & Surveys

and closing song too. also it's title

2007-03-16 21:33:08 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

The three wise men in the bible saw a star, that signified the greatness of a new born, the intensity was such that they traveresed across borders to witness..and true to the fact there was a new born.If they were astrologers, then does life have some sort of inclination to the stars....

2007-03-16 21:33:05 · 9 answers · asked by benbug7 1 in Horoscopes

2007-03-16 21:33:02 · 22 answers · asked by jlily680 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-16 21:32:35 · 15 answers · asked by Eric Inri 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-16 21:32:20 · 14 answers · asked by jlily680 4 in Polls & Surveys

i want a song i can dedacate to my son

2007-03-16 21:32:03 · 7 answers · asked by melissal68 2 in Music

2007-03-16 21:32:00 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

2007-03-16 21:31:31 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I dont want to have to download it, but would be nice if u can email it to me!!!

2007-03-16 21:31:26 · 4 answers · asked by Kate P 2 in Music

I am having trouble deciding who I should chose to date. Both are great girls too. Help me decide! Thank you for your help:)

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2007-03-16 21:29:48 · 18 answers · asked by chan143brown 1 in Polls & Surveys

I was at work one day when my boss, who was called mac, asked me to make a phone call to one of our suppliers, who's name was nick. We needed some glue for one of our products, this glue was called Tak Pak. We were really busy that day and so i didnt forget what i was phoning about i repeated macs request over and over in my head while waiting for the phone to be answered. Someone answered the phone and i blurted out "NICK MAC TAK PAK" to which he replied "give a dog a bone". I was laughing so much that all i could do was repeat " NICK MAC TAK PAK" several times. We got our glue the next day. Stupid, i know but it still makes me chuckle.

2007-03-16 21:29:29 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

i urge you guys to compare their lyrics with some rastafarian beliefs. i feel very betrayed since they were marketed as a christian band. go to google and type in "jah" and compare it to most of the lyrics in their songs. also compare what "babylon" and "zion" are in rastafari. its not the christian interpretations.

2007-03-16 21:28:21 · 6 answers · asked by jimyn 1 in Music

That's so diesrespectful! Your diary is supposed to be personal.

2007-03-16 21:26:11 · 16 answers · asked by Queen 3 in Other - Entertainment

2007-03-16 21:24:31 · 26 answers · asked by ~♥The Hon♥~ 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-16 21:24:14 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

i was looking for songs on bobdylan.com when i found "denise". insterresting. i recently download the dylan discography so i launch a search for this title. nothing. when i looked what was the first release of "denise" there was not!!! Was it wrong with you people?

2007-03-16 21:24:07 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

anybody now from where can i get free internet tv .... :)

2007-03-16 21:23:40 · 2 answers · asked by Hamza Najam 1 in Television

Preparation For Parenthood Joke

Preparation for parenthood is not just a matter of reading books and decorating the nursery. Here are 12 simple tests for expectant parents to take to prepare themselves for the real-life experience of being a mother or father.



1. Women: to prepare for maternity, put on a dressing gown and stick a beanbag down the front. Leave it there for 9 months. After 9 months, take out 10% of the beans. Men: to prepare for paternity, go to the local drugstore, tip the contents of your wallet on the counter, and tell the pharmacist to help himself. Then go to the supermarket. Arrange to have your salary paid directly to their head office. Go home. Pick up the paper. Read it for the last time.



2. Before you finally go ahead and have children, find a couple who are already parents and berate them about their methods of discipline, lack of patience, appallingly low tolerance levels, and how they have allowed their children to run riot. Suggest ways in which they might improve their child's sleeping habits, toilet training, table manners and overall behavior. Enjoy it -- it'll be the last time in your life that you will have all the answers.



3. To discover how the nights will feel, walk around the living room from 5pm to 10pm carrying a wet bag weighing approximately 8-12 lbs. At 10pm put the bag down, set the alarm for midnight, and go to sleep. Get up at 12 and walk around the living room again, with the bag, till 1am. Put the alarm on for 3am. As you can't get back to sleep get up at 2am and make a drink. Go to bed at 2:45am. Get up again at 3am when the alarm goes off. Sing songs in the dark until 4am. Put the alarm on for 5am. Get up. Make breakfast. Keep this up for 5 years. Look cheerful.



4. Can you stand the mess children make? To find out, smear peanut butter onto the sofa and jam onto the curtains. Hide a fish finger behind the stereo and leave it there all summer. Stick your fingers in the flower beds then rub them on the clean walls. Cover the stains with crayons. How does that look?



5. Dressing small children is not as easy as it seems: first buy an octopus and a string bag. Attempt to put the octopus into the string bag so that none of the arms hang out. Time allowed for this: all morning.



6. Take an egg carton. Using a pair of scissors and a pot of paint turn it into an alligator. Now take a toilet tube. Using only scotch tape and a piece of foil, turn it into a Christmas cracker. Last, take a milk container, a ping pong ball, and an empty packet of Coco Pops and make an exact replica of the Eiffel Tower. Congratulations. You have just qualified for a place on the play group committee.



7. Forget the Miata and buy a Taurus. And don't think you can leave it out in the driveway spotless and shining. Family cars don't look like that. Buy a chocolate ice cream bar and put it in the glove compartment. Leave it there. Get a quarter. Stick it in the cassette player. Take a family-size packet of chocolate cookies. Mash them down the back seats. Run a garden rake along both sides of the car. There. Perfect.



8. Get ready to go out. Wait outside the toilet for half an hour. Go out the front door. Come in again. Go out. Come back in. Go out again. Walk down the front path. Walk back up it. Walk down it again. Walk very slowly down the road for 5 minutes. Stop to inspect minutely every cigarette end, piece of used chewing gum, dirty tissue and dead insect along the way. Retrace your steps. Scream that you've had as much as you can stand, until the neighbors come out and stare at you. Give up and go back into the house. You are now just about ready to try taking a small child for a walk.



9. Always repeat everything you say at least five times.



10. Go to your local supermarket. Take with you the nearest thing you can find to a pre-school child -- a fully grown goat is excellent. If you intend to have more than one child, take more than one goat. Buy your week's groceries without letting the goats out of your sight. Pay for everything the goats eat or destroy. Until you can easily accomplish this do not even contemplate having children.



11. Hollow out a melon. Make a small hole in the side. Suspend it from the ceiling and swing it from side to side. Now get a bowl of soggy Weetabix and attempt to spoon it into the swaying melon by pretending to be an airplane. Continue until half the Weetabix is gone. Tip the rest into your lap, making sure that a lot of it falls on the floor. You are now ready to feed a 12-month-old baby.



12. Learn the names of every character from Postman Pat, Fireman Sam and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. When you find yourself singing "Postman Pat" at work, you finally qualify as a parent.

2007-03-16 21:23:33 · 10 answers · asked by pups 5 in Jokes & Riddles

this song came out in the movie 9 months. it comes out in the beginning and at the end. it starts out like " these are the days, of the endless summer..."

2007-03-16 21:23:11 · 1 answers · asked by Traveling girl 2 in Movies

The one who plays the karate instructor, does anyone know this guy's name? I know it's not Jim Gaffigan, he plays one of the students, the tall blond guy with a moustache. Who plays the instructor, and does anyone know if he has a website?

Thanx.

2007-03-16 21:23:00 · 1 answers · asked by Dolores G. Llamas 6 in Television

to get my cigarettes

2007-03-16 21:21:01 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys