Entertainment & Music - 16 March 2007

The man said, "I do, Father." The priest replied, "Then stand over there against the wall." Then the priest asked the second man, "Do you want to go to heaven?" "Certainly, Father," was the man's reply. "Then stand over there against the wall," said the priest. Father Murphy then walked up to O'Toole and said, "Do you want to go to heaven?" O'Toole said, "No, I don't Father." The priest said, "I don't believe this. You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?" O'Toole said, "Oh, when I die, yes. I thought you were getting a group together right now."
Wishing everybody a Happy St Patrick's Day skycat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-03-16 22:33:55 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-16 22:33:27 · 11 answers · asked by risper a 1 in Celebrities

2007-03-16 22:32:37 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'll give a best answer award to the first person to be able to answer all five correctly.
1. Dora The Explorer...What's Doras' last name?
2. Spongebob Squarepants...Mr. Krabbs lives on what street?
3.Spongebob Squarepants...Planktons first name.
4.Fairly Odd parents...Name of Cosmo and Wandas muscular boss.
5. Jimmy Neutron...Jimmys' dad loves what kind of tasty treat?

2007-03-16 22:32:18 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

2007-03-16 22:32:15 · 12 answers · asked by babygirl_of_texas 4 in Polls & Surveys

I am curious if the Ricky Gervais Red Nose Day Sketch that included Bono and Bob Geldoff will be included along with the Tony Blair sketch on their latest DVD available from Amazon?

2007-03-16 22:31:51 · 4 answers · asked by dortan 3 in Television

rene russo is from leathal weapon, rocky & bulwinkle and brad pitt is from fight club ect.

2007-03-16 22:31:24 · 3 answers · asked by babeluv 3 in Celebrities

any recommended?? i alredy played "plug in baby" by muse..
any other song...?
please state the song's title with the band name

2007-03-16 22:30:51 · 5 answers · asked by insuhluz 1 in Music

i like zashley better than zanessa, but i really like drewley=drew seely & ashley. when i see them on tv or in magazines to me it kinda looks like ashley just likes zac as a friend or brother, vanessa is sprung on zac, and zac doesn't like either of them as a girlfriend just as friends or sisters. not to be mean but it kinda seems like vanessa is just desperate for zac's and everyone else's attention and wants easy fame and that zac does things like being vanessa's love interest in her say ok video so he won't hurt her feelings.

2007-03-16 22:30:26 · 2 answers · asked by butterflycutie 1 in Celebrities

when you say my chemical romance,it is mine..

2007-03-16 22:29:14 · 9 answers · asked by suzliyana_sls 2 in Other - Entertainment

2007-03-16 22:29:10 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-16 22:28:39 · 21 answers · asked by DARIA. - JOINED MAY 2006 7 in Polls & Surveys

I Dont want Weird answers Folks.. Nothing From 50's or 60's....
Something like breaking benjamin -->So cold.. Diary of Janes... Totally Rock.. whts yr top 5?

2007-03-16 22:28:35 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

pints of Guinness please."
So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more.
The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one."
The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together.
The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition.
Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more.
The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."
The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking."


The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture on the evils of drink. But in view of the fact that this was the first time the man had been drunk and incapable, the case was dismissed on payment of ten shillings costs. "Now don't let me ever see your face again," said the Justice sternly as the defendant turned to go. "I'm afraid I can't promise that, sir," said the released man. "And why not?" Because I'm the barman at your regular pub!
Wishing everybody a Happy St Patrick's Day skycat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-03-16 22:28:35 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-16 22:28:05 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-16 22:27:34 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

What song would you be?
What colour?
What car?

2007-03-16 22:27:29 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-03-16 22:27:23 · 10 answers · asked by DARIA. - JOINED MAY 2006 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-16 22:27:12 · 21 answers · asked by Welshdragon 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-16 22:26:55 · 12 answers · asked by SOJLO 3 in Television

2007-03-16 22:24:42 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A married couple are driving along a highway doing sixty mph, the wife behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks over at her and says, "Honey, I know we’ve been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce."
The wife says nothing but slowly increases speed to seventy mph.

He then says, "I don’t want you to try to talk me out of it, because I’ve been having an affair with your best friend, and she’s a better lover than you are."

Again the wife stays quiet but speeds up as her anger increases.

"I want the house," he insists, pressing his luck. Again the wife speeds up, to eighty mph.

He says, "I want the car, too," but she just drives faster and faster.

By now she’s up to ninety mph. "All right," he says, "I want the bank accounts, and all the credit cards, too."

The wife slowly starts to veer toward a bridge.

This makes him a bit nervous, so he says, "Isn’t there anything you want?"

The wife says, "No, I’ve got everything I need."

"Oh, really," he says, "so what have you got?"

Right before they slam into the wall at a hundred mph, the wife smiles and says, "The airbag."

2007-03-16 22:24:32 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

was it wat goes around comes back around?

2007-03-16 22:23:44 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

here are often videos that are on youtube one day and gone the next

2007-03-16 22:22:00 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-03-16 22:21:20 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

kiss would you blow them one back? ; )

2007-03-16 22:21:15 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-16 22:21:06 · 20 answers · asked by dopeydawn 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-16 22:21:01 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My girlfriend thinks she look strange too
Maybe like a she/male?
lol ;)

2007-03-16 22:20:47 · 3 answers · asked by The Truth 2.0 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-16 22:20:39 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies