I liked the Tennant/Tate sketch so much I wrote up the transcript for Lauren's speech.
Amest I bovvere’d?
Amest I bovvere’d forsooth?
Looketh at my face.
Looketh at my face.
Is this the bovvere’d face that is before thee?
Are you disrespectin’ the house of Cooper?
Art thou calling my mother a pox-ridden wench?
Art thou calling my father a goodly rotten apple?
But he ain’t even a goodly rotten apple.
But he ain’t even a goodly rotten apple though.
Faceth, bovver’d, looketh, looketh.
My liege, my liege, my liege, my liege.
Bovver’d? Faceth? bovver’d?
You take the high road, I’ll take the low road.
I ain't even bovver’d.
I ain't bovvered.
Look, face? bovvered? Bovver’d face?
I ain’t even bovver’d.
My liege, I be not bovver’d.
Forsooth I be not bovver’d.
Face? Bovvered?
I ain’t bovvered
Shakespeare? Sonnets? I ain’t even bovvered.
My mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun;
Coral is far more red than her lips' red;
If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun;
If hairs be wires, black wires grow on her head.
I have seen roses damasked, red and white,
But no such roses see I in her cheeks;
And in some perfumes is there more delight
I love to hear her speak, yet well I know
That music hath a far more pleasing sound;
I grant I never saw a goddess go;
My mistress when she walks treads on the ground.
And yet, by heaven, I think my love as rare
As any she belied with false compare.
Bite me alien boi!
2007-03-17 02:24:41
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answered by HB 1
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Yes then no then am i bothered then lol It was very funny in fact all of the Catherine Tate ones where brilliant.
Who would have liked to have given Lenny Henry a left hook lol
Daniel Craig was so funny especially when I think he is the pits anyway.
Deal or No Deal has to be the best of the best with nan already looking in her box.
They are bringing out a Catherine Tate DVD for Comic relief with all those on and extra's. GOOD!
2007-03-17 01:00:54
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answered by momof3 7
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2016-04-27 23:35:24
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answered by hildred 3
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Oh, i presumed all Tate's sketches on comedian alleviation have been hilarious! The Tony Blair one replaced into great - Lauren finally met her journey! -, Deal or No Deal replaced right into a giggle yet my prevalent replaced into the single with David Tennant. "D'you fancy Billie Piper, sir?" great stuff =)
2016-10-02 06:42:45
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answered by ? 4
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Nan on deal or no deal was gas. Also loved Lauren and David Tennant and Ricky Gervais and Peter and Andy 500 miles
2007-03-17 04:57:39
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answered by Winkwnink 4
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yeah that was funny Tony turning the tables on Lauren and she just stood their with her mouth open, the Lauren and David Tennant sketch was brilliant, but the best of all was "Nan" on Deal or No Deal so funny especially as she had opened the box, even though i had to wait up till gone 1am to see it
2007-03-16 23:49:03
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answered by Anonymous
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Sadly i missed the best of comic relief right after the normal show does anyone got this episode or this part cuz i cant find it anywhere
2007-03-18 11:35:41
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answered by Patrick K 1
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catherine tate as nan on deal or no deal was superb.... tony blair was good too.
2007-03-18 12:35:38
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answered by kazzy3 3
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Yeah i thought was brill too !!
2007-03-16 22:35:38
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answered by nicemanvery 7
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Never watched it
2007-03-16 22:31:47
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answered by Anonymous
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