what is the most stupid or embarassing thing you have ever said?

Question

I was at work one day when my boss, who was called mac, asked me to make a phone call to one of our suppliers, who's name was nick. We needed some glue for one of our products, this glue was called Tak Pak. We were really busy that day and so i didnt forget what i was phoning about i repeated macs request over and over in my head while waiting for the phone to be answered. Someone answered the phone and i blurted out "NICK MAC TAK PAK" to which he replied "give a dog a bone". I was laughing so much that all i could do was repeat " NICK MAC TAK PAK" several times. We got our glue the next day. Stupid, i know but it still makes me chuckle.

Answer 1

I was working in a care home for the elderly and without thinking asked a blind resident if they wanted the light on or not and one night at supper for them I asked a resident who didn't want bread if they wanted toast instead

Answer 2

Went back home for the first time in yonks a few years back and bumped into an old schoolmate in the pub(he used to be a right scruffy fucka-y'know the type-lotsa brains but no dress sense whatsoever!).
Anyway,was shocked to see how immaculately dressed he was.When I asked did he get found not guilty in court that day or if he was on the pull,he told me.................
''Come in the lounge after-I'm sure there's lots of guys you know and who would love to catch up with you for old times and all that-I won't be stopping long though as I feel a bit raw after burying my dad today.''
What can you say to that?

Answer 3

That is funny. I can't say I have only one stupid or embarassing thing I have said. I generally do it quite often. I had someone ask me where I lived, I told them the town. They never heard of it and I blurted out North South of Indianapolis. Then I realized how stupid I sounded. Or I have said to my husband...that does live with me...You don't know anything, you don't live in Indiana. He hits me with that one a lot. I went to say one day my son was the Little White Rapper. Instead it came out Wittle White Wapper. Mind you this was in front of my boss and 3 of his high end clients.

Answer 4

1955 the year. I was a darling little four year old girl in my Sunday best, blonde curly hair, big brown eyes, etc. I was at a bus stop with my mother when an elderly black man told me what a beautiful little girl I was and gave me a nickle. (it was ok to do that back then) My mother looked at me and said, " what do you say ?" and I thought, gee, what was I supposed to say. So giving him my biggest grin I said " I LIKE N#####S" Thank goodness the man realized the situation and laughed, my mother did not. I never heard them use the "N" word again after that. And I gave the elderly gentleman a big hug.

Answer 5

I was talking to someone called Shaun i had known for quite a while in London and we were talking politics and i went into a rant about the IRA and how the plastic Paddy's peeved me. This went o for at least half an hour, then he stopped me and said "my mother is Irish" i wanted the floor to swallow me up

Answer 6

that would have been the question i asked last week. it got removed.(and i'm glad it did)
i'll spare you the details, but i was VERY upset when i posted it. i violated rule 1 two different ways in the first sentence alone. i broke the no violence rule twice. lots and lots of foul language. even though i recieved some good advice, the way i presented myself was a disgrace.(i'm so glad they removed it)

Answer 7

yeah i have done alot of stupid things at work, i fell on my butt in the Kitchen and dropped a bowl of bbq in my hair and had to walk around all night that way! I also fell in the Dineing room and dropped 10 empty salad bowls and people thought i was bleeding, but it was our french dressing!!!

Answer 8

I have lived with my aunt's family for almost 14 years now. I have met her husband's uncle and I grew up calling him uncle, too. Due to God's will I ended up marrying his son. It was a week after our wedding and my father-in-law called and we talked over the phone for a while. My husband was there listening to us, too. And when my father-in-law wanted to talk to my aunt, I yelled out: "Auntie, uncle ___ wants to talk to you." It's stupid coz I was supposed to call him papa already. And what made it more embarrassing is that my father-in-law heard it, too. I felt so stupid and embarrassed.

Answer 9

LMAO!!

...at my first job I took a phonecall and I couldn't tell if it was a man or a woman... so I asked them, "are you a man or a woman?"...someone in my office laughed and then I realized that was so wrong...I was embarrassed....I never asked anyone that question again...

Answer 10

Supervisor at work is a very large woman,she told me to kiss her *** ,and without thinking i said,Company will owe me alot of overtime.