Entertainment & Music - 12 March 2007

Though I love my daughters and they are the Roses of my life and everything else, they are being little thorns in my .... youknow what! But I still love them to death! hee hee

2007-03-12 03:28:07 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Hey who has a big huge headache this morning??????

2007-03-12 03:27:43 · 3 answers · asked by COOKIE 6 in Polls & Surveys

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I woke up with a huge headache on the left side and gas. What kind of a day do you think Im going to have ?

2007-03-12 03:26:35 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Have you ever been so sick that you got delirious and did something totally stupid?

I started getting sick on Thursday night. By Friday morning, I had to leave work early. Staurday, I slept almost all day. Saturday night, I somehow got up, and hid all my cash somewhere in my house, thinking that somebody was going to break in and steal it. Now, I can't find any of it. I got up yesterday morning, and absolutely tore my house apart looking for it, and can't find it.

What in the hell would make me do something like that?

2007-03-12 03:26:30 · 8 answers · asked by spun_up_06 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Pothead HELL?

These three guys die in a car wreck and they all go to Hell. When they arrive the Devil asks each of the men what their sin was. The first guy says, "It's gotta be the booze. I'm always drunk."

The Devil decides to lock him in a room with nothing but shelves of every kind of alcohol imaginable.

The guy's thinking, "**** yeah! Look at all this alcohol!" and runs into the room.

The second guy says, "It's the women, I could never stay faithful to my wife."

The devil opens up the second door and inside is nothing but the finest looking naked women as far as the eye can see. The guy was to be locked in for 100 years. He couldn't believe it and his dick got instantly hard and he went running into the room as the Devil locked the door behind him.

The third dude says, "It's gotta pot. I'm always tokin' up."

The Devil opens the third door to reveal nothing but fields of 10 foot tall icky, sticky, take-a-toke, make-ya-choke, chronic, green, death bud. The stoner can't believe it. He goes in and takes a seat Indian style with his back to the door and the Devil shuts and locks the door.

One hundred years pass and the Devil returns to check on the three men.

He opens the first door and the man comes crawling out. He's got an empty bottle in one hand, he's completely naked, hasn't shaved or showered in years, and is covered in his own puke, ****, and piss. "I'll never drink again!" he says.

The Devil says it's good he learned something and decides to give him a second shot at life.

The Devil goes to the second room and finds the man covered in a rash and scratching his genitals. "I think i need a doctor." Says the man.

The Devil Laughs.

The Devil then comes to the third door. He opens it and sees nothing has changed. The stoner is still sitting there in the same position that he was 100 years ago.

The Devil asks him if he's learned anything.

The stoner turns around as a tear rolls down his cheek, "You gotta light, man?"

2007-03-12 03:26:02 · 4 answers · asked by ? 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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Do any White men buys King Magazine?

2007-03-12 03:25:41 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Magazines

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what that rap song it says we know all about that or something?

its like u know all about that we know all about that

2007-03-12 03:25:24 · 7 answers · asked by Zachary C 1 in Music

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Why do Geminis think are funny?

...I don't think they are funny...they are trying to be like clouns...lol...what's your experience with geminis?

2007-03-12 03:25:04 · 12 answers · asked by Aquamarine 5 in Polls & Surveys

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How many calories should I eat every day to lose weight?

2007-03-12 03:24:50 · 12 answers · asked by Lynne 3 in Polls & Surveys

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In respect for Manwhore week??

Can I get a little action tonight?

2007-03-12 03:24:48 · 9 answers · asked by cma80 5 in Polls & Surveys

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So Funny! You Will Laugh You will Cry but mostly Laugh!?

Go to you tube in search type in:

Lets hear it for the boys Jimbo

And leave a comment please as funny as possible.

So who can leave the most funny comment?

2007-03-12 03:24:44 · 11 answers · asked by Statto 3 in Jokes & Riddles

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Is it true that they make refrigerators WITHOUT a teenage-butt hanging out the front?

2007-03-12 03:24:21 · 10 answers · asked by No Trespassing 4 in Polls & Surveys

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how many of you hate one of your parents so much that you can't wait for them to die?

me I can't stand my mother and when she dies I'll dance on her grave.

2007-03-12 03:24:18 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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how can you fight in a scantily clad leather bikini when you're a warrior like that in the movie 300?

2007-03-12 03:23:43 · 5 answers · asked by jay pines 1 in Movies

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ANOTHER blonde joke!!?

A traffic cop pulls over a blonde on a lonely back road . . . . . . .

"Ma'am, is there a reason why you're weaving all over the road?"

The woman replied, "Oh officer, thank goodness you're here! I almost had an accident! I looked up and there was a tree right in front of me. So, I swerved to the left and there was another tree in front of me. Then, I swerved to the right and there was another tree in front of me!"

The officer reached through the side window to the rear view mirror, and explained, "Ma'am... that's your air freshener."

2007-03-12 03:23:33 · 35 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Jokes & Riddles

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Can you tell me what this song is?

i dont know what it is or who it's by, but i know a few lines of it:
""Its all right, its ok,
its all right if your old and grey
its all right, its ok....""
and thats all i know.
can anyone tell me what it is and who its by?
cheers, xx

2007-03-12 03:23:19 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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why did michael jackson turn white?

is he sick or sumthin?

2007-03-12 03:23:03 · 18 answers · asked by [MiA] 2 in Polls & Surveys