A traffic cop pulls over a blonde on a lonely back road . . . . . . .
"Ma'am, is there a reason why you're weaving all over the road?"
The woman replied, "Oh officer, thank goodness you're here! I almost had an accident! I looked up and there was a tree right in front of me. So, I swerved to the left and there was another tree in front of me. Then, I swerved to the right and there was another tree in front of me!"
The officer reached through the side window to the rear view mirror, and explained, "Ma'am... that's your air freshener."
2007-03-12 03:23:33 · 35 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I've heard this before but it is a classic blonde moment!! Excellent!
2007-03-12 03:33:36 · answer #1 · answered by orgasmicredhead1 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great one!!! famous individual for you! right this is one among my favorites: a brunette grew to become into junping up and down on railroad tracks chanting ' 22, 22, 22 ' back and back. a blonde is strolling by making use of and then watches the brunette leaping and chanting. she doesnt understand why she is doing this, yet she joins her because of the fact it appears that evidently exciting. they the two leap on the tracks for a at the same time as, till they hear a prepare coming. the brunette gets exited and starts leaping greater and screaming louder, so the blonde does an identical. the prepare's tooting because it comes closer, and stunning before it squishes them the two, the brunette leaps out of a thank you to secure practices. to place it short, the blonde, properly, didnt. after the prepare passes, the brunette takes up her spot back on the tracks, keeps leaping, yet this time, she chants, '23, 23, 23 '!!!!!!
2016-10-18 04:39:06 · answer #2 · answered by lipton 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A better telling of an old one 8/10.
2007-03-12 08:32:53 · answer #3 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blind man went into a lesbian bar. He asked anyone want to hear a blonde joke. Gal next to him says, one minute. The bar maid is blonde and has a baseball bat, I am blonde and a proffessional wrestler, over their is a blonde cop, and here is a blonde with a black belt, the girl over there is a blonde and a boxer.
Now do you really want to tell a Blonde joke???
Blind guy says....not if I'm goin to have to explain it five times!
2007-03-12 03:30:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Loki say's not but old but had a chuckle 6/10 lol
2007-03-12 03:57:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 9/10!
2007-03-12 03:31:12 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats not too bad at all, how about this then, how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?
wave to her!
2007-03-12 04:05:48 · answer #7 · answered by simply stuart 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this joke has been posted many times over the past weeks
2007-03-12 09:16:41 · answer #8 · answered by HELEND 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats good, I like it....and im blonde...
give me another, I love blonde jokes.
2007-03-12 04:03:59 · answer #9 · answered by 2shay 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh that's harsh! I'm a blonde! But you have to admit, it is funny!
2007-03-12 03:26:14 · answer #10 · answered by All Me 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋