She spent the first day packing her belongings into
boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she
had the movers come and collect her things. On the
third day, she sat down for the last time at their
beautiful dining room table by candlelight, put on
some soft background music and feasted on a pound of
shrimp, a jar of caviar and a bottle of Chardonnay.
When she had finished, she went into each and every
room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimp dipped in
caviar, into the hollow of thecurtain rods. She then
cleaned up the kitchen and left. When the husband
returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss forthe
first few days. Then slowly, the house began to smell.
They tried everything; cleaning, mopping and airing
the place out. Vents were checked for dead rodents and
carpets were steamed. Air Fresheners were hung
everywhere.
2007-03-12
06:39:16
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