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I know that you are my real parents!

(When they are actually Donald and Ivanna Trump!)

2007-03-12 06:42:03 · answer #1 · answered by bpgveg14 5 · 1 0

I don't know why, and I know it's lame but in the third grade I told my teacher my dad was picking me up from school so I could stay after and wash the blackboard. He wasn't and did not come to get me. Not only was I embarrassed at school the next day but I got one hell of a spanking when I did make it home that night.


Actually I have two...I ran away to another state when I was 16 and told my dad I left because I was pregnant. I wasn't of course but he had to pay the doctor's bill to find out because I wouldn't tell them the truth.

2007-03-12 13:45:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

When I was 15, I wanted to go hang out with my boyfriend and his friends one Sunday afternoon. I told my mom we were going to the mall. She informed me that the malls were closed on Sunday (Texas, 1977) so I made up a lie on the spot and told her Ted Nugent was going to be there signing autographs. When I got home I told her that there was such a throng of people that we couldn't even get anywhere near him, but that we had stood in line for like 3 hours. Not a word of it was true.

2007-03-12 13:44:11 · answer #3 · answered by comet girl...DUCK! 6 · 0 0

When I was a teenager me and my girl friend would always tell our parents that we were sleeping over each other house where we were really out having a good time down at the beach instead, of course eventually they did find out only when we both were picked up after curfew by the police and wow were we like in super big trouble then. lol

2007-03-12 13:52:04 · answer #4 · answered by ? 2 · 0 0

I told my boyfriend last year that I didn't have any feelings for this guy he knew had a crush on me, and that we never talked to one another about how he felt. It was a lie though because the guy told me and I had told him I liked him too but I loved my bf.. He and I accepted the facts and are good friends, but somehow I know my bf doesn't believe it or trust him.

2007-03-12 13:46:00 · answer #5 · answered by GreyRainbow 4 · 0 0

That I broke down and thats why I was 2 days late on my curfew...there weren't cell phones as widely available then...it was so lame..in reality I was at a weekend long party...I told them th truth 5 years later...

2007-03-12 13:44:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I told my wife it was 13 inches.
Boy was that a lie.
But it was the only way I could get her to really want to see it the first time.

2007-03-12 13:43:29 · answer #7 · answered by Joey B. 3 · 0 0

I told my teacher I left my work book at home and I had it right in my hand........

2007-03-12 13:43:31 · answer #8 · answered by Wandering Sage 6 · 0 0

It wasn't much of a lie, I just pointed at my brother.
@->-->-

2007-03-12 13:43:29 · answer #9 · answered by Chimpanzees? Monkey. 7 · 0 0

I always used to lie about where I'd been and what I'd been doing. If only they knew!!!!!!

2007-03-12 13:43:20 · answer #10 · answered by Christabelle 6 · 0 0

One day when I reached school late, my teacher asked me, "Why are you so late?"
I said, "Its summer and too hot outside!"
Teacher, "So?"
I said, "Well road expands when heated!"

2007-03-14 11:59:49 · answer #11 · answered by Mau 3 · 0 0

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