No offense pls i love my country with all the negatives in it!
but most of us here hate their government .. that is the idea!
The Egyptian Police, the FBI, and the CIA, each trying to prove
they are the best at apprehending criminals..... So President
Mubarak decided to give them a test.
He releases a rabbit into a forest and asked them to catch it.
The CIA goes in.
They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question
all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive
investigations, the CIA concluded that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in.
After two weeks with no leads, the FBI burns the forest, killing
everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies.
The Egyptian Police goes in.
They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear.
The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit! I'm a
God damn rabbit !
2007-03-11
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