Entertainment & Music - 9 March 2007

A man is in bed with his wife when there is a knock on the door. He rolls over
and looks at his clock -- it's half-past three in the morning.

"I'm not getting out of bed at this time", he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a
louder knock follows. "Aren't you going to answer that?" says his wife. So, he
drags himself out of bed and goes downstairs.

He opens the door and there is man standing at the door. It didn't take the
homeowner long to realize the man was drunk. "Hi there”, slurs the stranger,
"Can you give me a push?"

"No. Get lost, it's half past three. I was in bed”, says the man and slams the
door.

He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what happened and she says "Dave,
that wasn't very nice of you.

Remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain on the way to pick the
kids up from the baby-sitter and you had to knock on that man's door to get us
started again? What would have happened if he'd told us to get lost?"

"But the guy was drunk," says the husband.

"It doesn't matter," says the wife. "He needs our help and it would be the
Christian thing to help him."

So the husband gets out of bed again, gets dressed and goes downstairs. He
opens the door and, not being able to see the stranger anywhere he shouts: "Hey,
do you still want a push?" and he hears a voice cry out "Yeah please”.

So, still being unable to see the stranger, he shouts: "Where are you?"

And the stranger replies: "I'm over here, on your swing set.

2007-03-09 01:42:30 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Someone just said "these badges are targets"..

..Do you think Yahoo intentionally gave u these orange boxes to keep track of the trouble makers? [easier to give out violations this way!! they know we've figured a way around the system!!]

..I'm scared :O( hold me!!!

2007-03-09 01:42:26 · 18 answers · asked by ☆Karma☆ 6 in Polls & Surveys

Born on 10/03/1976 at 11:10

2007-03-09 01:41:59 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

When did this become a fashion show? I've been away for awhile and all the sudden Yahoo! is a popularity contest. I do have 12 fans though. Thats kinda cool. Yesterday I had only 5. I'm so blessed. << tear runs down my cheek >>

2007-03-09 01:41:58 · 23 answers · asked by Ron B. 7 in Polls & Surveys

If you have heard it, do you like it, and what do you think about this collaboration??

2007-03-09 01:41:46 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-03-09 01:41:36 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Action, Drama, Comedy, Horror.

Mine are:
Die Hard, Shawshenk Redemption, Groundhog Day/Xmas Vacation, Saw

2007-03-09 01:41:04 · 27 answers · asked by micoisrags 1 in Movies

On Wednesday night, where I live in Spain, the wind was very strong, I had this table on the roof terrace, the wind blew, and it took the table and the table landed on my car!!! I now have a dented front passenger-side windscreen pillar, bonnet and a scratched front wing.

Has anything like that ever happened to you?

2007-03-09 01:41:00 · 19 answers · asked by --Lost in this world-- 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-09 01:40:52 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-09 01:40:31 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

they are both joking of course!

2007-03-09 01:40:14 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

We are just basically worm-meat and fly-food. And how comes the parasites all beat us?

2007-03-09 01:39:49 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

like they lose IQ points after spending all day in P & S?

2007-03-09 01:39:45 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-09 01:39:28 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

We have a girl at work who buys a box of peeps every year and puts them on her desk and calls them her 'peeps'...her friends. This year we want to take them hostage and I have bought more peeps, and will not ruin hers, but I want to right ransom type notes or funny things to her regarding her peeps being taken and held hostage....any great ideas would be VERY helpful!!! Serious replies only.

2007-03-09 01:39:21 · 8 answers · asked by Sarah P 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-09 01:39:17 · 8 answers · asked by ?Sherbear ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-09 01:39:14 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-09 01:38:43 · 19 answers · asked by Fifteen steps, then a sheer drop 6 in Polls & Surveys

Little Johnny's parents decided their S*x life was suffering because Johnny was always around so they came up with a method to trick him and get him out of the way.
Johnny's dad pulled him aside and said, "Son i want you to stand on the balcony and report to us what all the neighbours are doing ok?" Little Johnny agrees and his parents are happy to have him out the way and take full advantage of the situation. Jonny begins shouting to his parents what he sees whilst they get down to business. "Next door is mowing the lawn" says Johnny, "errm... Mrs Smith is chatting to the milkman.. errm Mrs Jones' cat is scrapping with Mr Browns cat ... eerm oh and the couple across the street are having sxx!" His Parents come rushing out very shocked, "Johnny what makes you think they're having sxx?" Little Johnny replies, " Well their kid is standing out on the balcony too" !!!

2007-03-09 01:38:33 · 20 answers · asked by **Missy** 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-09 01:37:59 · 1 answers · asked by deyon 1 in Celebrities

2007-03-09 01:36:54 · 15 answers · asked by seaturtle36 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-09 01:36:53 · 5 answers · asked by Jemma G 3 in Movies

2007-03-09 01:36:52 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

roll it around in his fingers, smell it, look at it again, on pop it into his mouth. Would it be wrong of me to throw up on him?

2007-03-09 01:36:44 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

On the Bugs bunny and Friends show

2007-03-09 01:36:31 · 17 answers · asked by ?Sherbear ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

my orange box go on holidays ? its very fussy !

2007-03-09 01:35:40 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What is a top contributor please?

2007-03-09 01:35:30 · 13 answers · asked by WhoDidThat??? 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-09 01:35:26 · 14 answers · asked by ♥Granny♥ 4 in Polls & Surveys

Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day,
they noticed the boss left work early. One day, the girls decided that, when the
boss left, they would leave right behind her. After all, she never called or
came back to work, so how would she know they went home early?

The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a little gardening, spent
playtime with her son, and went to bed early.

The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the spa before
meeting a dinner date. The blonde was happy to get home early and surprise her
husband, but when she got to her bedroom, she heard a muffled noise from inside.
Slowly and quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see her
husband in bed with her boss! Gently, she closed the door and crept out of her
house.

The next day, at their coffee break, the brunette and redhead planned to leave
early again, and they asked the blonde if she was going to go with them. "No
way," the blonde exclaimed. "I almost got caught yesterday!"

2007-03-09 01:35:06 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

omg i mean u thought sundance may go home but never jared and sabrina and haliey sucks and so does sinjaya and he stayed!!!!!!!!! i cried and cried when jared went home butta Lakisha and Blake are still in it and may win it!!! lol

2007-03-09 01:34:28 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music