Little Johnny's parents decided their S*x life was suffering because Johnny was always around so they came up with a method to trick him and get him out of the way.
Johnny's dad pulled him aside and said, "Son i want you to stand on the balcony and report to us what all the neighbours are doing ok?" Little Johnny agrees and his parents are happy to have him out the way and take full advantage of the situation. Jonny begins shouting to his parents what he sees whilst they get down to business. "Next door is mowing the lawn" says Johnny, "errm... Mrs Smith is chatting to the milkman.. errm Mrs Jones' cat is scrapping with Mr Browns cat ... eerm oh and the couple across the street are having sxx!" His Parents come rushing out very shocked, "Johnny what makes you think they're having sxx?" Little Johnny replies, " Well their kid is standing out on the balcony too" !!!
2007-03-09 01:38:33 · 20 answers · asked by **Missy** 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
gentle titter
2007-03-09 01:41:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brillant A++++++
2007-03-09 09:44:11 · answer #2 · answered by Lynda27 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gotta love Johnny!!
thank you shrekndixie , for finally catching on an using lool
lool: Laugh Outrageously Out Loud
my goal is to have it become standard
2007-03-09 13:01:25 · answer #3 · answered by star42430 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor little Johnny.
Very funny. LMSMAO
2007-03-09 09:42:49 · answer #4 · answered by mark 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good. One for the pub tonight!
2007-03-09 14:44:56 · answer #5 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
9/10 getting better.
2007-03-10 12:32:09 · answer #6 · answered by ask this dummy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heheheh funny
2007-03-09 09:44:29 · answer #7 · answered by tess 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very clever three stars
2007-03-09 14:06:11 · answer #8 · answered by minerva 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Liked that.Any more?
2007-03-09 09:48:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
great !!! that clued up little johnny
2007-03-09 09:44:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋