A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need of his good time being spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without pain, and as it was still early, she decided to go to the party. In as much as her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.
She joined the party and soon spotted her husband c*vorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice ch*ck he could and c*pping a little fe*l here and a little k*ss there. His wife up to him and being a rather s*ducti*e babe herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new stuff that had just arrived.
2007-03-08
07:59:11
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