A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need of his good time being spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without pain, and as it was still early, she decided to go to the party. In as much as her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.
She joined the party and soon spotted her husband c*vorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice ch*ck he could and c*pping a little fe*l here and a little k*ss there. His wife up to him and being a rather s*ducti*e babe herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new stuff that had just arrived.
2007-03-08 07:59:11 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her husband. Finally he whispered a little pr*position in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a little b*ng. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked what kind of a time he had had. He said, "Oh the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there."
Then she asked, "Did you dance much?" He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening. But I'll tell you . . . The guy I loaned my costume to sure had a real good time!"
2007-03-08 08:00:56 · update #1
I can honestly see that happen in real life I can't even imagine what the wife would say....
2007-03-08 09:24:05 · answer #1 · answered by Jacki 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Long but funny! Ha Ha! 9/10.
2007-03-08 12:01:43 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-03-08 08:05:32 · answer #3 · answered by ladyP 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh and I blushed!!
Nice 1 Prince, 10/10*
Tink xx
2007-03-09 07:00:01 · answer #4 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, very funny, but someone posted the same joke a few weeks ago and the punchline was, "I loaned my costume to your dad" . Gross, but even funnier!
2007-03-08 08:06:39 · answer #5 · answered by chip2001 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats funny
2007-03-08 08:06:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it before but I laughed like I never had.
2007-03-08 08:05:40 · answer #7 · answered by amberlynne_2007 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL that was too funny
2007-03-08 08:03:37 · answer #8 · answered by ♥*♦♫ Candi♥*♦♫ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was a good one
2007-03-08 08:46:41 · answer #9 · answered by fear of the dark 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats well funny!
2007-03-08 08:04:32 · answer #10 · answered by tnt_bbe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋