Anybody got a really funny joke? If you do post it here. I will choose the best one!! I have a good one.
An old man was sitting on a bench and crying. A young man comes to him and says, "Why are you crying?" He replies, "I am so sad!" The young man asks him, "Did your wife kick you out?" He answers, "No, my wife loves me, she's really pretty too." The young man confused asks again, "Did you lose your money?" "No, I have plenty of that." The young man asks again, "Did you lose your house?" "No, I have a really big mansion." The young man beginning to get frustrated says this, "If you have a wonderful wife, plenty of money, and a really big house...why are you crying?" The old man replies, "Because I forgot where I live!!"
Teehee! ☺
2007-03-05
12:00:31
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