Entertainment & Music - 5 March 2007

Cartwheeling for Cash

One day a little girl came running into her house yelling, "Mommy, I got five dollars!"
The mother was curious, so she asked her child where she got the five dollars from.

The little girl replied, ''Tommy down the street gave me five dollars for doing cartwheel while he sat in the tree.

The mother told her daughter, "Don't you know that Tommy is just trying to see your panties."

''OOOOhhhh'' said the little girl.

The next day the little girl came running into the house yelling, "Mommy, I got ten dollars. The mother asked, "Where did you get the ten dollars from?"

The little girl replied, "Tommy down the street gave me ten dollars for doing a cartwheel while he sat up in the tree and laughed."

The mother replied, "Didn't I tell you that he is...''

Before the mother could finish, the little girl said, ''Wait Mommy. I tricked him, I didn't wear any panties today.''

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2007-03-05 12:18:48 · 29 answers · asked by Al 3 in Jokes & Riddles

i've already got lg fuad, everthing is alright, hold me down, the future freaks me out, and my favorite accident anything else....

2007-03-05 12:18:34 · 4 answers · asked by Brutal Romance 5 in Music

how many different ways there are to spell the word probably? Prolly is not a word.

2007-03-05 12:17:58 · 12 answers · asked by Me2 5 in Polls & Surveys

if you answer this, please put:::
1) the word that you made up
2) the definition of the word
3) how you would use it in a sentence

the 10 pts will go to the most clever response!!!!

2007-03-05 12:17:56 · 13 answers · asked by sarasugar 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-05 12:17:33 · 2 answers · asked by David 6 in Music

2007-03-05 12:17:31 · 13 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

any genre

2007-03-05 12:17:28 · 7 answers · asked by *VodkaTonic* 1 in Music

Who agrees with me?? every sports movie they make is based on the same thing! They argue about something, they come togethor as a team and play a sport with their awesome coach and then they win the last game! They either fight about race, or they just dont like each other!! For example: Remember the Titans, Gridiron Gang, We are Marshall, and Glory Road.So what do you guys think?

2007-03-05 12:17:26 · 4 answers · asked by 3mily! 4 in Movies

I have already read it once...but I can't find the link to the script again. Can you tell me? (the direct link, not the one only to the site)

2007-03-05 12:17:24 · 4 answers · asked by Lori 1 in Movies

just wondering. i thought it was sooo cutee. [:

2007-03-05 12:16:29 · 1 answers · asked by OOH sheahh 1 in Television

question inspired by my Auntie.

2007-03-05 12:16:26 · 22 answers · asked by turtle girl 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-05 12:16:24 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The show.

A Full Biography of the link would be most appreciated.

But like the guy [artist] that drew naruto would be the best.

Thankyou.

2007-03-05 12:16:04 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

Secretly rule the world with me. Because we like it







































































































































































































































































































































































































































































no this isnt a question

2007-03-05 12:15:39 · 7 answers · asked by Batman 2 in Polls & Surveys

have you all visited the site: geocities.com/pinkchellybeans/blog.html
???
you can post your opinion--and i just wrote a dumb thing! YOu should totally go and post sumthin! Just wondering if you have been there yet???

2007-03-05 12:15:24 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Things Your Mom Would Never Say to You

How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?
Yeah, I used to cut class a lot too.
Let me smell that shirt - don't worry, it's good for another week.
Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I'll be glad to feed and walk him every day.
That outfit isn't sexy enough, here, unbutton your blouse.
Why don't you hitchhike? It would totally be cheaper.
The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It's not like I'm running a prison around here.
Don't clean your room so often. It makes the rest of the house look bad.
Can I borrow your new speed metal CDs?
Naw, you don't have to call me, I'll eventually figure it out if you're in trouble.

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2007-03-05 12:15:19 · 8 answers · asked by Al 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-05 12:15:14 · 42 answers · asked by ms vicci pollard 5 in Polls & Surveys

...white/european?

My pen is huge.

2007-03-05 12:15:10 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Down the road, we never know
What life may have in store
Winds of change will rearrange
Our lives more than before
But you'll never stand alone, my friend
Memories never die
In our hearts they'll always live
And never say goodbye...

I cried, 'coz my ex-girlfriend sang that to me years ago. And this morning, I just heard she commited suicide. Weird thing is, I had this feeling last night that she'd do it. In high school, she sent me a "Dear John" letter. I had no idea she was suffering from guilt and depression all these years (until her best friend called me, and my best friend called me too)... She and my fiancee were friends, but they were rivals. And seeing that we were tying the knot, that was the last straw!

What do I (and my fiancee) do? It's a double question...

2007-03-05 12:14:54 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Guys. Did you tell your girl or wife how beautiful she looks today?
If not do so.

2007-03-05 12:14:47 · 14 answers · asked by Shizu 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-05 12:14:42 · 10 answers · asked by " 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-05 12:14:23 · 5 answers · asked by Ben R 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-05 12:14:18 · 5 answers · asked by Haiku 1 in Polls & Surveys

I SWEAR I never found Burt Reynolds attractive until the very moment I put on this outfit and then WHAM!

2007-03-05 12:14:01 · 23 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-05 12:13:57 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-05 12:13:46 · 2 answers · asked by springweed71 1 in Celebrities

Hasn't he got a fantastic looking a r $ e?!

2007-03-05 12:13:37 · 2 answers · asked by ms vicci pollard 5 in Polls & Surveys

I would say Johnny. He is hotter and more talented. He isnt afraid to take strange roles. Brad is taller though. Johnny still looks young and Brad is starting to look old. I love Johnny's facial expressions.

2007-03-05 12:13:00 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

any ideas? limp bizkit-ish mabey?

2007-03-05 12:12:57 · 5 answers · asked by Jay 3 in Music

and what instrument holds the melody and which instrument holds the harmony?
what are the characteristics of a salsa song ( meaning what makes a song salsa or what makes a jazz salsa song?

2007-03-05 12:12:57 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music