I SWEAR I never found Burt Reynolds attractive until the very moment I put on this outfit and then WHAM!
2007-03-05 12:14:01 · 23 answers · asked by ? 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
the only true test of your newfound orientation is to put your tiny shorts on your face and run into the post office spouting paranoid and delusional claims about how you are one magazine subscription away from winning the publisher's clearing house. and that burt reynolds is the key to understanding the celestine prophecy.
ohh...and while you are doing that can you drop my mail off at the post office. thank you in advance.
2007-03-05 15:32:41 · answer #1 · answered by Circlometry™³ 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Of course it does! That's exactly what they do at those 3 week camps that cure heteros and get them back on the gay and kinky again.
It's the ONLY way to cure a straight guy. Put him in short leather short, or a thong (!) and a mesh T-shirt. It's very intensive therapy.
2007-03-05 17:02:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hmmmm.. I tried that outfit on my male yellow lab, and the next thing ya know, my other male lab, a chocolate one, was all over the yellow one. But I couldn't tell if he was tearing at the outfit out of sexual attraction or jealousy...
2007-03-05 12:21:27 · answer #3 · answered by flipdout2 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely.
2007-03-05 12:36:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wham what,your gay,big deal.But im not,and i like running in short shorts and no top.lol
2007-03-05 12:20:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't forget to complete the look with a shiny new pedicure in "To Eros is Human" pink.
2007-03-05 21:41:51 · answer #6 · answered by turtle girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, Darren, why would it? Doesn't every red blooded hetero guy wear that for his lady?
2007-03-05 12:16:39 · answer #7 · answered by Alexandriagal 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well it wouldn't look good if you showed up at a black tie affair wearing it , that's all I can say .
2007-03-05 13:00:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, it does not make you gay....it gives you an atomic wedgie....and maybe a rash....lol :)
2007-03-05 12:17:48 · answer #9 · answered by C E 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, it makes me hotter than I already am baby!
2007-03-05 12:16:09 · answer #10 · answered by One Sexy Chic 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋