Cartwheeling for Cash
One day a little girl came running into her house yelling, "Mommy, I got five dollars!"
The mother was curious, so she asked her child where she got the five dollars from.
The little girl replied, ''Tommy down the street gave me five dollars for doing cartwheel while he sat in the tree.
The mother told her daughter, "Don't you know that Tommy is just trying to see your panties."
''OOOOhhhh'' said the little girl.
The next day the little girl came running into the house yelling, "Mommy, I got ten dollars. The mother asked, "Where did you get the ten dollars from?"
The little girl replied, "Tommy down the street gave me ten dollars for doing a cartwheel while he sat up in the tree and laughed."
The mother replied, "Didn't I tell you that he is...''
Before the mother could finish, the little girl said, ''Wait Mommy. I tricked him, I didn't wear any panties today.''
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2007-03-05 12:18:48 · 29 answers · asked by Al 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Honey, I choked when I read the punch line. I think this deserves 10 stars!!!
2007-03-05 12:21:58 · answer #1 · answered by JADE 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
This was the favourite joke in our family (well, cousins and sisters) when I was about 7! But it's still cute!
2007-03-05 20:24:47 · answer #2 · answered by Offkey 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, definitely worth a star.
2007-03-05 20:21:54 · answer #3 · answered by D'Arcy P 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
never heard that 1 but funny
2007-03-05 20:36:12 · answer #4 · answered by eagleman_jr 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its worth 10, but we obviuosly cant give u that much, but ill also give u a 50/10
2007-03-05 20:29:20 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Panda♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny.
2007-03-05 20:21:03 · answer #6 · answered by kayjay 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one!
2007-03-05 20:21:22 · answer #7 · answered by t_buck70 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's an old one, but I gave you a star anyway. :)
2007-03-05 20:21:10 · answer #8 · answered by Skyhawk 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That one was cute i liked it
2007-03-05 20:47:45 · answer #9 · answered by Debbie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious.........here, I give u 2 *stars*
2007-03-05 20:22:38 · answer #10 · answered by dominicandyme22 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋