Entertainment & Music - 3 March 2007

2 ladies go out for the night and get slaughtered,on the way home they are both dying for a wee, but the only place they could go was the cemetary. After having a wee they realised they didn't have anything to wipe themselves with, so one of the ladies takes of her knickers off and uses them, the other lady dosn't like the idea of using her knickers,she looks around and sees a reef with a ribbon and uses that. Next day the two husbands meet up one says to the other thats the last time they go on a girls night out my wife came home with out any knickers on,thats nothing said the other husband my wife came back with a card stuck to her backside it read "from all the lads at the fire station,you will never be forgotten"

2007-03-03 20:13:16 · 26 answers · asked by Steve H 1 in Jokes & Riddles

was a building, what kind of building it would be? And why?

Mine would be a pyramid. Or a labyrinth. Or...

2007-03-03 20:12:18 · 17 answers · asked by ♫Pavic♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-03 20:11:20 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-03 20:11:18 · 2 answers · asked by diana l 1 in Music

2007-03-03 20:10:40 · 17 answers · asked by halfpint22 2 in Celebrities

I was just curious if i posted this question how many people would stop to say hello.

2007-03-03 20:09:15 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I fell out of my boat and didn't get wet.

2007-03-03 20:09:00 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i would like to know what is the name of this song. "koshi or vardar ta sedat yekzer aromam knone in nafas haye akhre delam dare jon mekane."

2007-03-03 20:08:16 · 1 answers · asked by Saeed . 1 in Music

Did it come true?

2007-03-03 20:08:01 · 10 answers · asked by lkjgfyfukh 4 in Polls & Surveys

I love love love latin music, but sadly, here in Sydney, unless you are latin yourself, you just aren't exposed to it. So what are some great songs I can really dance to? You know the feel good, upbeat ones that made you wish you were in South America?!

2007-03-03 20:07:43 · 5 answers · asked by sunny 2 in Music

Why do people love Koreanovelas than local telenovelas?

2007-03-03 20:07:25 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

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2007-03-03 20:06:51 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

right now?

2007-03-03 20:06:18 · 26 answers · asked by lkjgfyfukh 4 in Polls & Surveys

Why can't I find the cartoon movies; HEAVY METAL, or WIZARDS on Limewire.
I thought a lot of computer nerds would have HEAVY METAL for uploading. "WIZARDS" I can mabey understand it's old and wierd.

2007-03-03 20:03:59 · 3 answers · asked by burd p 2 in Comics & Animation

2007-03-03 20:03:48 · 2 answers · asked by sweets 1 in Television

to fans of max theriot, which hair color did he look good on?
BLONDE or BROWN?

2007-03-03 20:02:56 · 4 answers · asked by twiNkle 1 in Celebrities

do you usually perform on... your life's onstage? And why?

And do you have another which you perform... backstage?

2007-03-03 20:02:00 · 7 answers · asked by ♫Pavic♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

3) A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.

4) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.

5) Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.

6) A Web Page is Female because it's always getting hit on.

7) A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

8) An Hour glass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

9) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.....

2007-03-03 20:01:20 · 10 answers · asked by *♥short~sh!t♥* 3 in Jokes & Riddles

I served 14 years in the USAF and a Viet Nam Vet, but I gotta tell ya I was scared at first in a way and I didn't know why, but as the day progressed I got mad.

Have you reflected on that day when so many soldiers and money has been spent with progress as slow as it seems?

2007-03-03 19:59:45 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Is she mad?!?!?!?! why did she shave her head....
Do you guys have any guesses?love to hear them

2007-03-03 19:59:43 · 5 answers · asked by Love.live.laugh 2 in Celebrities

Does anyone else think that a Star Trek movie involving young Kirk and Spock the wrong way to go with the franchise? Didn't they learn that people do not want to see a prequel with the show Enterprise? Tell us your honest opinion.

2007-03-03 19:59:42 · 3 answers · asked by ? 1 in Other - Entertainment

From John Travolta to the Bee Gees and Saturday Night Fever mention your most favorite title and band.

2007-03-03 19:59:17 · 10 answers · asked by Hector 2 in Polls & Surveys

1. who cut the cheese?
2. why does tom always lose against jerry?
3. would you ever catch the roadrunner?
4. do you go to fark.com?
5. why does the greyhound buses smell like fritos corn chips?
6. how long has that wierdo been watching me type?
7. cake or death?
8. we are out of cake..
9. if you really saw a smurf would you eat it or turn it into gold?
10. what was the point to the movie lost in translation?
11, why did it win an oscar i still want my money back who do i write to about that?

2007-03-03 19:58:47 · 8 answers · asked by Lazrus 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-03 19:57:21 · 7 answers · asked by brickity hussein brack 5 in Comics & Animation

2007-03-03 19:55:48 · 1 answers · asked by babydoll 1 in Music

did anyone watch it and what do you think,some of them were terrible.and has,nt tricia penrose already done singing,i thought they were supposed to be none singers so that ain,t fair is it.

2007-03-03 19:55:46 · 4 answers · asked by dawn 2 in Celebrities

2007-03-03 19:55:23 · 25 answers · asked by Obsidian © 5 in Polls & Surveys

1. Nuts! My shaft is bent.

2. After 18 holes I can barely walk.

3. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.

4. Look at the size of his putter.

5. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.

6. Mind if I join your threesome?

7. Stand with your back turned and drop it.

8. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.

9. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired.

10. Hold up! I need to wash my balls first.

2007-03-03 19:54:56 · 11 answers · asked by *♥short~sh!t♥* 3 in Jokes & Riddles

all those little apocalypses in your inner world?

2007-03-03 19:53:57 · 11 answers · asked by ♫Pavic♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-03 19:53:28 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys