2 ladies go out for the night and get slaughtered,on the way home they are both dying for a wee, but the only place they could go was the cemetary. After having a wee they realised they didn't have anything to wipe themselves with, so one of the ladies takes of her knickers off and uses them, the other lady dosn't like the idea of using her knickers,she looks around and sees a reef with a ribbon and uses that. Next day the two husbands meet up one says to the other thats the last time they go on a girls night out my wife came home with out any knickers on,thats nothing said the other husband my wife came back with a card stuck to her backside it read "from all the lads at the fire station,you will never be forgotten"
2007-03-03
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