1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.
3) A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.
4) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.
5) Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.
6) A Web Page is Female because it's always getting hit on.
7) A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
8) An Hour glass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
9) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.....
2007-03-03 20:01:20 · 10 answers · asked by *♥short~sh!t♥* 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
10) A Remote Control is Female.. Ha! You thought it'd be male, didn't you? But consider this, it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!
2007-03-03 20:01:53 · update #1
LOL!!! That was funny!! and it was true!!! Thanks for the laugh!
2007-03-03 20:05:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ziplock bags are male cause they work every time
Copiers are female cause they never work
A tire is male cause its black ,14 inches and gets sticky when hot
A hot air ballon is male cause it gets you high
Sponges are female cause they smell funny when they get wet
A web page is female cause it often is blank and confusing
A subway is male cause its dark and mysterious
An hour glass is female cause it keeps your interest for 1 minute
A hammer is male cause it satisfies when used properly
2007-03-03 20:14:40 · answer #2 · answered by satnee2003 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL. Good ones! LOL.
Have a great Sunday!
2007-03-04 01:37:39 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Interesting...........LoL
2007-03-03 20:33:35 · answer #4 · answered by vanpandy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol....heard it already this week from here, but still funny!
2007-03-03 22:01:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol very creative
2007-03-03 20:15:53 · answer #6 · answered by Legant 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny ones.....and also true!!.........lol
2007-03-03 21:30:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
2007-03-03 21:19:02 · answer #8 · answered by Halena 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
excellent! thanks for the laugh
2007-03-03 20:45:33 · answer #9 · answered by bpositive 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thanks for the laugh
ROTFLMAO
2007-03-03 21:42:52 · answer #10 · answered by Hawk474 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋