Entertainment & Music - 2 March 2007

2007-03-02 00:36:20 · 15 answers · asked by SOJLO 3 in Music

this man's sat in a bar when suddenly the old fella at the side of him turns round and says
"hey you...i screwed your mother"

the man gets up from his seat and moves to a table when the old boy again shouts across the pub,
"hey you I Said i screwed your mother"

this goes on for about 20 miutes then the man snaps. he turns to the old fella and shouts




"GO HOME DAD, YOUR DRUNK"

2007-03-02 00:36:18 · 11 answers · asked by Uncle Elroy 4 in Jokes & Riddles

hey all i need an horror film...what's the most horror movie have u ever seen???

2007-03-02 00:36:15 · 13 answers · asked by maro 1 in Movies

Jennifer F has some coins in the left front pocket of her uniform. Guess how many coins are there and Mrs. F will give you both of them.
We're in ****ing cyberspace @sshole, how can she give me coins?,you ask? I have thought of that too, my offer is 10 points for the 1st one to post the correct answer.

Count how many Fs are in the above statement. Multiply this number by 20 then subtract 130. the result is your I.Q.
I will explain this later.

2007-03-02 00:35:44 · 20 answers · asked by Paula 3 in Polls & Surveys

Can you solve it

2007-03-02 00:34:55 · 3 answers · asked by McQ 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-02 00:34:54 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-02 00:34:50 · 22 answers · asked by kriskros54 3 in Celebrities

One day while taking dictation, a secretary noticed that her boss' fly was open. The embarrassed secretary told him, "Sir, your garage door is open."

The bewildered executive didn't know what she meant at first until she pointed. He quickly zipped up and said, "I hope you didn't see my super deluxe Cadillac."

"Nope." the secretary replied. "Just an old pink Volkswagen with two flat tirIn the days before birth control pills, a young bride-to-be asked her gynecologist to recommend some sort of contraceptive. He suggested she try withdrawal, douches or condoms.

Several years later, the woman was walking down the street with three children when she happened to run across her old doctor. "I see you decided not to take my advice," he said, eyeing the young children.

"On the contrary, Doc," she exclaimed. "Davey here was a pullout, Darcy was a washout, and Delores was a blowout!"

2007-03-02 00:34:49 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-02 00:34:36 · 21 answers · asked by Space Cadet 4 in Polls & Surveys

how to undo this jar lid

2007-03-02 00:34:35 · 22 answers · asked by . 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-02 00:34:09 · 25 answers · asked by tiny likes clams 3 in Polls & Surveys

news last night that he bought some land years ago for a few thousand $ and it was discovered that the land actually sits on a rock quarry and is worth $20 BILLION (not sure if that's what I heard). Can someone give me the full story? Can't find it.

2007-03-02 00:34:01 · 1 answers · asked by SweetPea 4 in Television

3(x-2)-2x=x-6

2007-03-02 00:33:59 · 14 answers · asked by dine 1 in Comics & Animation

i am 5 letter word if u remove 1st letter i will br form of energy if you remove frist 2 letters iwill be needed for living if u remove my 1st 3 letters i will be near u if u remove my 1st 4 letters i will be near u who am I?

2007-03-02 00:33:45 · 5 answers · asked by HARESH P 1 in Jokes & Riddles

how can i tell wich ans is the best in my asked questions??????

2007-03-02 00:33:38 · 8 answers · asked by yashsm_08 1 in Jokes & Riddles

I wonder if HE is smarter than a 5th Grader!

2007-03-02 00:32:55 · 5 answers · asked by The Iceman Cometh 6 in Polls & Surveys

Seventeen freebies codes

2007-03-02 00:32:53 · 3 answers · asked by LEETA 1 in Magazines

of your heart?

2007-03-02 00:32:43 · 17 answers · asked by S 4 in Polls & Surveys

There is a student in medical school who wants to specialize in sxxual disorders, so he makes arrangements to visit the sxxual disorder clinic.

The chief resident is showing him around, discussing cases and the facility, when the student sees as patient mxsturbxating in his room. "What condition does he have?" the student asks.

"He suffers from Seminal Buildup Disorder," the resident replies. "If he doesn't ejxculxte 40 to 50 times a day, he'll become disoriented."

As the two continue their rounds, the student peeks into another room and sees a patient with his pants around ankles, receiving orxl sxx from a beautiful nurse. "What about him?" the student asks. "What's his story?"

"Oh, it's the same condition," the doctor replies. "He just has a better health plan."

2007-03-02 00:32:42 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

virgin media lost the plot !!!! need my fix help me please

2007-03-02 00:32:04 · 9 answers · asked by Tracy J 2 in Television

1) what REALLY does it for women?
2) ROBO COP or trans formers?
3) where does a dragons fire come from?
4) who wants to time travel to the future?
5) who likes beer?

2007-03-02 00:31:56 · 28 answers · asked by original bad boy 3 in Polls & Surveys

What color is it?

2007-03-02 00:31:22 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

what would I find?

2007-03-02 00:31:05 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-02 00:29:57 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Both are in the dictionary, but Regardless is the proper word.
Irregardless is considered Non-standard.

I have been known to use both but try to stick to Regardless.

2007-03-02 00:29:56 · 9 answers · asked by CrazyFarmer 5 in Polls & Surveys

Me: The British Virgin Islands. I was on a 36' sailboat for 9 days. The ocean was so blue, the islands so green and the sunsets, oh my gosh...

2007-03-02 00:29:46 · 6 answers · asked by comet girl...DUCK! 6 in Polls & Surveys

Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions. The first guy says, "I'm a YUPPIE. You know, young, urban, professional."

The second guy says, "I'm a DINK. You know, double income, no kids."

The third guy says, "I'm a RUB. You know, rich urban biker."

They turn to the woman and ask, "So what are you?"

The woman replies, "I'm a WIFE. You know - Wash, Iron, F***, Etc."

2007-03-02 00:29:41 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-02 00:29:31 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I was in third grade and our teacher told us that she did not want to call names but some people were starting to have an odor. That we were growing up and that she is recomending the entire class wear it. If the offenders still ofend she will pull them asside and talk to them individually. I was 8years old. Then about fith grade i rembered everyday

2007-03-02 00:29:26 · 14 answers · asked by Big Daddy R 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-02 00:29:10 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys