Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions. The first guy says, "I'm a YUPPIE. You know, young, urban, professional."
The second guy says, "I'm a DINK. You know, double income, no kids."
The third guy says, "I'm a RUB. You know, rich urban biker."
They turn to the woman and ask, "So what are you?"
The woman replies, "I'm a WIFE. You know - Wash, Iron, F***, Etc."
2007-03-02 00:29:41 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
henry you are one sick mother fxcker
2007-03-02 01:06:31 · update #1
even though you're jokes are bloody fab, i have housework to do!! lol! oh and to henry! you sick bastard!!
2007-03-02 00:34:18 · answer #1 · answered by bells 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I think it's funny. How about this riddle:
How did Helen Keller's mother punish her?
By rearranging the living-room furniture.
2007-03-03 06:56:55 · answer #2 · answered by Ting 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey! Now that`s funny!!!
I`m pinch`n it!!! It`s coming to work with me, they`ll love it!
10/10 *
Tink x
Excellent X
2007-03-03 19:48:22 · answer #3 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you know that is quite funny if not a little sexist, but hey its friday so lets all crack a smile. : )
2007-03-02 00:36:39 · answer #4 · answered by CazW 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not laugh out loud funny, just slightly amusing
2007-03-02 00:36:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
sounds about right
2007-03-02 03:32:32 · answer #6 · answered by kxkx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And I am a B.I.T.C.H!
You know, Babe In Total Control of Herself!
:-D
2007-03-02 00:33:59 · answer #7 · answered by M 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
funny
2007-03-02 00:50:27 · answer #8 · answered by hello 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
happy friday c/c
2007-03-02 00:37:46 · answer #9 · answered by Uncle Elroy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha. funny
2007-03-02 01:09:53 · answer #10 · answered by laney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋