One day while taking dictation, a secretary noticed that her boss' fly was open. The embarrassed secretary told him, "Sir, your garage door is open."
The bewildered executive didn't know what she meant at first until she pointed. He quickly zipped up and said, "I hope you didn't see my super deluxe Cadillac."
"Nope." the secretary replied. "Just an old pink Volkswagen with two flat tirIn the days before birth control pills, a young bride-to-be asked her gynecologist to recommend some sort of contraceptive. He suggested she try withdrawal, douches or condoms.
Several years later, the woman was walking down the street with three children when she happened to run across her old doctor. "I see you decided not to take my advice," he said, eyeing the young children.
"On the contrary, Doc," she exclaimed. "Davey here was a pullout, Darcy was a washout, and Delores was a blowout!"
2007-03-02 00:34:49 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats freakin funny rofl
2007-03-02 00:46:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I`m lov`n you`re humour this morning.
10/10 *
Tink X
I`ll catch the rest later as I`m flagging. Thanks for waiting for me.......night night x
2007-03-03 20:00:22 · answer #2 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is it two jokes or one cos it just carries on
2007-03-02 03:30:08 · answer #3 · answered by kxkx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"two flat tirIn the days before birth" is this 2 jokes?
only jesting i get them both
made me chuckle thanks
2007-03-02 00:41:26 · answer #4 · answered by Uncle Elroy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL VERY FUNNY I PRAACTICALLY ROLLED ON THE FLOOR
HAHAHAHAH
2007-03-02 00:41:29 · answer #5 · answered by tariro s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is that two jokes
cos if it is they are funny
x
2007-03-02 00:51:48 · answer #6 · answered by ngbreeca 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funnyish I would say
2007-03-02 00:42:12 · answer #7 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kinda funny,not really funny
2007-03-02 00:42:00 · answer #8 · answered by DEATHMETAL 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not funny at all.
2007-03-02 00:40:43 · answer #9 · answered by Debra B 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good ones!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-03-02 00:41:04 · answer #10 · answered by Beeeej 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋