There is a student in medical school who wants to specialize in sxxual disorders, so he makes arrangements to visit the sxxual disorder clinic.
The chief resident is showing him around, discussing cases and the facility, when the student sees as patient mxsturbxating in his room. "What condition does he have?" the student asks.
"He suffers from Seminal Buildup Disorder," the resident replies. "If he doesn't ejxculxte 40 to 50 times a day, he'll become disoriented."
As the two continue their rounds, the student peeks into another room and sees a patient with his pants around ankles, receiving orxl sxx from a beautiful nurse. "What about him?" the student asks. "What's his story?"
"Oh, it's the same condition," the doctor replies. "He just has a better health plan."
2007-03-02 00:32:42 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Morning sweetpea, Now I`m guessing this is to do with my medical background right!!? Or are you getting cocky again!! ;)
Anyway I make my nurses do this at my hospital!! We aim to please you know!
Loved it, 10/10
Thank you X
Tink xxxxxxx
2007-03-03 19:55:56 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old but still funny. So Nyla the nurse, I take it you aren't the head nurse?
2007-03-02 00:42:28 · answer #2 · answered by sparkletina 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
And they say the old ones are the best?
2007-03-02 00:39:41 · answer #3 · answered by champer 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent - how can I get this condition and appropiate health plan!!!
2007-03-02 00:37:47 · answer #4 · answered by Mark J 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was funny but since I am a nurse I must let you know WE DON'T GIVE PATIENTS BLOW JOBS!!!!!!!!! ever under any situations. thank you.
2007-03-02 00:37:14 · answer #5 · answered by nylatinanurse 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
shame the nhs dont follow suit lol
2007-03-02 00:39:15 · answer #6 · answered by Uncle Elroy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very old and again just amusing
you aren't planning to go into stand up i hope
2007-03-02 00:37:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL
9/10
Keep smilin'.
2007-03-02 09:42:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha its quiet funny
2007-03-02 03:31:27 · answer #9 · answered by kxkx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-03-02 00:52:50 · answer #10 · answered by ngbreeca 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋