Entertainment & Music - 2 March 2007

2007-03-02 01:56:37 · 14 answers · asked by sakinakarjatwala 1 in Jokes & Riddles

when your in a public place and your stomach starts to rumble and you start looking to see where the restrooms are and uh oh you get the deer in the headlight look and turn pale and ooh noo hope you can make it???????????

2007-03-02 01:55:43 · 5 answers · asked by Happi @ss 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-02 01:54:35 · 26 answers · asked by astrowulf2002 2 in Polls & Surveys

I like " Wouldn't get far"- The Game, and "Candy" Snoop Dogg

2007-03-02 01:54:24 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

its old i dont remember who or what its called, thats the only part of the lyrics i know

2007-03-02 01:54:02 · 3 answers · asked by Seth T 1 in Music

If there is anyone reading this who this happened to my heart and prayers go out to you. Sincerely.

2007-03-02 01:53:42 · 11 answers · asked by K-E-G 3 in Polls & Surveys

in the movie The Guardian at the end u kno where the credits are at wats the name of the song n' whos singin it?

2007-03-02 01:53:28 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

more than you like answering?

2007-03-02 01:53:21 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

He marched straight up to the counter and said, " Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."

The social worker behind the counter said, " Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, and he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips and you will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The salary is $200,000 a year."

The guy, wide-eyed, said, " You're bullshittin' me! "

The social worker said, " Yeah, well . . you started it"

2007-03-02 01:53:18 · 2 answers · asked by FaerieWhings 7 in Jokes & Riddles

If I could answer it, I wouldn't bother posting it on Yahoo! DUH!

2007-03-02 01:53:16 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

and what were you doing at the time ?

2007-03-02 01:52:53 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I am so happy I finally got a stalker, do I buy her birthday and xmass presents and stuff? This is all new to me, any advice would be greatly appreciated

2007-03-02 01:52:53 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-02 01:52:41 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-02 01:52:38 · 10 answers · asked by Cowboy Bob#2 1 in Polls & Surveys

A Jelly baby goes into a Pub and ends up chatting to a Smartie. The smartie says that he and all his smartie mates are going clubbing and does he wanna go. The Jelly Baby initially says NO cause every times he goes clubbing he gets beaten up! But the smarties tell him not to worry cause they'll look after him as there as hard as nails!!! The Jelly Baby says YES, so the Jelly Baby and all the Smarties go to the local club for a bit more drinking. After a while in the club a bunch of Lockets walk in. As soon as the smarties spot the lockets they vanish. The little Jelly Baby was sat there all alone and the lockets spot this and go up to him and start beating him up!!! The poor Jelly Baby gets a proper beating...theres Jelly Baby Blood everywhere!!! When the lockets have finished the Jelly Baby goes upto the smarties and says I thought you were gonna protect me.....................they say YES we were, but those lockets........there MENTAL ! ! ! ! ! (Get it Menthal, Mental)

2007-03-02 01:52:18 · 17 answers · asked by splandastic 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-02 01:52:09 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Aired ?

Say if Shaquelle gets $7 million dollars just drinking a Coke ,does he get an additional $50,000 for each time the commerical is played .

2007-03-02 01:52:00 · 2 answers · asked by BOBBY LASHLEY-THE STEROID KING 2 in Television

I signed up for Entertainment weekly where they take it out of your debit card....and I am ready to cancel. Do I need to go the magazine's website or bestbuy?

2007-03-02 01:51:46 · 3 answers · asked by Justin C 1 in Magazines

2007-03-02 01:51:11 · 33 answers · asked by Johnny Walker 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-02 01:50:57 · 16 answers · asked by joeblow220 2 in Movies

I mean i love them. i think they are the tightest rappers in the world today and there isnt a rapper alive that could hang with them!!!

2007-03-02 01:50:57 · 8 answers · asked by William P 1 in Celebrities

the cowards that turn us in are 40 year old virgins? I do..

2007-03-02 01:50:48 · 11 answers · asked by Drama Queen FoxyFoxy V 2 in Polls & Surveys

Got pretty rough here. We had a tornado 15 minutes away. It was enough to make me want to move to Milton, Florida and develop a taste for Pork Chops.

2007-03-02 01:50:46 · 4 answers · asked by Rod Rod Go 6 in Polls & Surveys

If you have other suggestions or ways on how to look like and to be emo, please add it. Thanks.

2007-03-02 01:50:25 · 10 answers · asked by .who.am.i. 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-02 01:50:16 · 6 answers · asked by maria s 1 in Horoscopes

pick one to finish off or try all...best gets 10 points..so make me laugh!!

1. whats the difference between an oral n a rectal thermometer?

2. whats the difference between a porcupine n a porche?

3.what is osama bin ladens idea of safe sex?

4. what do u do if a bird craps on ur car?

5.what can a lifesaver do for a girl that a man cant?

6. what does ur boss n a slinkee have in common?

2007-03-02 01:50:15 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

the question once posed by A Tribe Called Quest. Now I turn this question to the interweb to see if I can kick it or not.

2007-03-02 01:49:41 · 5 answers · asked by grimnamic 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-02 01:49:37 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Some of the lyrics are hard to understand. Do they realy say what I think they said?

2007-03-02 01:48:55 · 6 answers · asked by Tre 1 in Music

Hostel didnt compare to Saw 3 in the brutality stakes and neither did any of the others in the trilogy. The arm, leg and twisting thing was fairly damn grim, does anything else even come close?

2007-03-02 01:48:32 · 10 answers · asked by Juz 2 in Movies