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I am so happy I finally got a stalker, do I buy her birthday and xmass presents and stuff? This is all new to me, any advice would be greatly appreciated

2007-03-02 01:52:53 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

14 answers

Since I am a man a case of Guinness is an excellant gift BRILLIANT!!!
stalk stalk stalk

2007-03-02 02:01:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Youre not supposed to be nice to her!!! Youre supposed to run and hide and change your telephone number and have the post office hold your mail so she dosent go through it and get jealous because the electric company sent you a letter and then try to kill your cat in a jealous rage and you call the cops on me... whoops... I mean her... I mean, I dont know what a stalker acts like... just disregard this message...

2007-03-02 01:58:49 · answer #2 · answered by Henry ♫ 5 · 1 0

lots of fellows are very self conscious of their 'length'. you will possibly no longer have had adequate time to look, yet he's probable at domicile hyper analysing the situation questioning then worst of what you're questioning approximately him and etc. the main you're able to do is be there for him and stay in touch. do no longer enable the friendship whither because of this. You by no potential recognize, it ought to convey you adult males extra nearer than ever.

2016-12-18 13:40:12 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Yay! I am your naked leprechaun friend...


Don't buy a stalker gifts... They'll scare the crap out of you...lol

2007-03-02 01:56:28 · answer #4 · answered by i ♥þîÑk☆ 5 · 0 1

HaHa

Thanks for the smile--I needed that.
Lavish her with good things;)

2007-03-02 01:56:17 · answer #5 · answered by MaryBeth 7 · 1 0

Hide your pot o' gold and buy her a green beer!

2007-03-02 01:57:15 · answer #6 · answered by KT 4 · 1 0

I heard they like belly button lint.. go with that.

2007-03-02 01:56:56 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 3 0

Top of the morning to you too................... Be afraid be very afraid ..... of your stalker.

2007-03-02 02:00:04 · answer #8 · answered by It's just me! 5 · 1 0

no...if they're stalking you...YOU should get the presents!! silly

2007-03-02 02:00:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

my mom's friend had a stalker, then he dated her, weird....

2007-03-02 01:57:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

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