HoW DoeS ThE SToRY EnD???

Question

pick one to finish off or try all...best gets 10 points..so make me laugh!!

1. whats the difference between an oral n a rectal thermometer?

2. whats the difference between a porcupine n a porche?

3.what is osama bin ladens idea of safe sex?

4. what do u do if a bird craps on ur car?

5.what can a lifesaver do for a girl that a man cant?

6. what does ur boss n a slinkee have in common?

Answer 1

1.the taste
2. the porcupine as the picks on the outside
3.marking the camels that kick
4.don't ask her out again
5 *** in five different colours
6.there both fun to watch tumble down the stairs

they are so funny i hope i got them all.

Answer 2

1.One takes your temperature from the Northern orifice and the other from the Southern aperture

2.The porcupine has pricks on the outside the porche carries them inside

3. Osama Bin Ladens idea of safe sex is to f#ck with another man’s tool.

4. Not much choice except to get the car washed.

Answer 3

1. oral inserted 'above', rectal inserted 'below'.
2. thorny and smooth.
3. Osama knows best!
4. clean it!
5. save her life as well as her virginity!
6. no backbone!

Answer 4

1. the taste
2. a porcupine doesn't make your penis bigger
3. being ugly
4.
5.
6. One is fun to push down the stairs, and so is the slinkie.

Answer 5

1. taste
2. Porcupines have the pricks on the outside
3. a fixed camel
4. wash it
5. come in different colors
6. they are both cheap

Answer 6

1. the hole you put it in.
2. one you hate to touch but the other you want to get your hands on

4. if i can, find the bird and crap on it haha

6. you love to push them down the stairs

Answer 7

1. the taste
6. no backbone

Answer 8

6. They're twisted but yet you like to play with them.