A Jelly baby goes into a Pub and ends up chatting to a Smartie. The smartie says that he and all his smartie mates are going clubbing and does he wanna go. The Jelly Baby initially says NO cause every times he goes clubbing he gets beaten up! But the smarties tell him not to worry cause they'll look after him as there as hard as nails!!! The Jelly Baby says YES, so the Jelly Baby and all the Smarties go to the local club for a bit more drinking. After a while in the club a bunch of Lockets walk in. As soon as the smarties spot the lockets they vanish. The little Jelly Baby was sat there all alone and the lockets spot this and go up to him and start beating him up!!! The poor Jelly Baby gets a proper beating...theres Jelly Baby Blood everywhere!!! When the lockets have finished the Jelly Baby goes upto the smarties and says I thought you were gonna protect me.....................they say YES we were, but those lockets........there MENTAL ! ! ! ! ! (Get it Menthal, Mental)
2007-03-02 01:52:18 · 17 answers · asked by splandastic 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I meant MENTHAL
2007-03-02 02:06:39 · update #1
You blew it and not for the first time!
2007-03-03 22:30:46 · answer #1 · answered by splandastic 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well i have to be onest with you (don't wana make you a fool tonight) Noo it is no funny, and there are too many Jelly baby, say it only one or two times.
2007-03-02 10:06:02 · answer #2 · answered by Coolgal 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's okay but say menthal and not mental. Still not the best joke...
2007-03-02 10:00:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
its okay, not the best. try this one........ englishman ,irishman and scottishman waiting to be executed by firing squad. Between them they decide to try and shock the hit squad,to escape being shot,
so the englishman, stood against the wall shouts "HURRICANE!!" and the hit squad run off panicking. he escapes.
the scot thinks thats a great idea so when its his turn he shouts "TORNADO!!" and again, the hit men leg it. Again, jock escapes.
The irish dude thinks this is brilliant so he stands up the wall, and just as the hitsquad take aim he shouts "FIRE!!!!!............. lmao :-()
2007-03-02 10:04:58 · answer #4 · answered by brooksydejavu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
quite funny....but dont try telling that joke to someone....god id be asleep by the end of it.
dual carriage way walks into a pub, orders a drink.barman says"you look nervous mate, whats up?"dual carriage way replies"im being stalked!" just then the doors fly open-the dual carriage way ****s himself in fear, and hides in the toilets.
ten minutes later he edges back out, and the barman asks what was wrong.
"didnt you see him?"says the dual carriage way
"all i saw was a tiny strip of tarmac, mate..."says the barman
"that wasnt a tiny strip of tarmac........he was a psychopath(cycle path...)!!!!!!!!"
2007-03-02 10:03:15 · answer #5 · answered by jon h 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Did you hear about the cross eyed circumsizer?
He got the sack
2007-03-02 09:58:32 · answer #6 · answered by punteroftheworld 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I get it but its not funny. i feel sorry for the jelly babay
2007-03-02 11:12:24 · answer #7 · answered by kxkx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
try this one - it's shorter:
Q: What is green and turns red at the push of a button?
A: A frog in a blender
2007-03-02 10:43:36 · answer #8 · answered by George 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha, poor jelly baby
2007-03-02 10:47:36 · answer #9 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good build up, poor finish, needed more i think
2007-03-02 12:11:01 · answer #10 · answered by liz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋