A teacher asks her class, "if there are 3 birds on a wall and 1 gets shot, how many are left"? Litlle Johnny raises his hand and answers, "none. The noise wud have scared them all away? Teacher replies, "no johnny there wud be two birds left but i like your thinking". Frustrated, johnny says, "ok miss i have a question for you; there are three women eating an ice cream, one is eating it slowly and delicately, one is biting it quikly and one is sucking and licking it hard and passionately; which one is married?" The teacher blushes furiously and says, "well i suppose the third one, licking and sucking it hard and passionately". Little Johnny replies actually its the one wearing the wedding ring but i like your thinking!!!!
2007-03-02
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