A teacher asks her class, "if there are 3 birds on a wall and 1 gets shot, how many are left"? Litlle Johnny raises his hand and answers, "none. The noise wud have scared them all away? Teacher replies, "no johnny there wud be two birds left but i like your thinking". Frustrated, johnny says, "ok miss i have a question for you; there are three women eating an ice cream, one is eating it slowly and delicately, one is biting it quikly and one is sucking and licking it hard and passionately; which one is married?" The teacher blushes furiously and says, "well i suppose the third one, licking and sucking it hard and passionately". Little Johnny replies actually its the one wearing the wedding ring but i like your thinking!!!!
2007-03-02 03:23:24 · 22 answers · asked by **Missy** 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Loved it. Totally loved great joke. 10/10. Thanks for the laugh
2007-03-02 03:26:29 · answer #1 · answered by laney 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh yes, a classic. Of course, we all know Little Johnny was a genius since first grade:
A first grade teacher was having trouble with one of her
students. The teacher asks, "Johnny! What is your problem?"
Johnny says, "I'm too smart for the first grade. My sister
is in the third grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think
I should be in the third grade!"
The teacher had enough. She took Johnny to the principal's
office. While Johnny waited in the outer office, the teacher
explained to the principal what the situation was. The
principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and
if he failed to answer any of his own questions he was to go
back to the first grade and behave. The teacher agreed.
Johnny is brought in the room. The principal tells Johnny and
he agrees.
Principal "What is 3 x 3?"
Johnny "9"
Principal "What is 6 x 6?"
Johnny "36"
Principal "What is 9 x 9?"
Johnny "81"
And so it went with every question the principal thought a third
grader should know. He looks at the teacher and tells her, "I
think Johnny can go to the third grade."
The teacher says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions"
The principal and Johnny both agree.
The teacher asks, "What does a cow have 4 of that I have only 2 of?"
Johnny responds, "Legs."
Teacher "What is in your pants that you have, but I do not have in
my skirt?"
The principal's eyes open wide! Before he could stop Johnny's
expected answer, Johnny says "Pockets."
The principal breathes a sigh of relief and tells the teacher "Put
Johnny in the fifth grade, I missed the last two questions."
2007-03-02 03:29:35 · answer #2 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I love Little Johnny! I'm going to marry that kid someday.
2007-03-02 03:50:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol good sh*t. first 2 funny jokes of the morning. I needed something to brighten my day after last night.
*high five*
2007-03-02 03:46:00 · answer #4 · answered by blakpala8 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How come there aren't any Big Johnny jokes?
2007-03-02 03:55:40 · answer #5 · answered by prizefyter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Oh, that Johnny! Naughty, naughty! LOL.
Have a great day!
2007-03-05 00:39:18 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I want to meet this teacher...damn funny stuff my man!!!
I love little johnny stuff!
2007-03-02 04:55:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
I like you way of thinking, what with putting this joke on J&R.
Heard it before, still get a kick from it. 8D
2007-03-02 03:28:08 · answer #8 · answered by Mary W 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny I like that one!!
2007-03-02 04:39:52 · answer #9 · answered by Princess Peach 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a really good one!
2007-03-02 07:20:21 · answer #10 · answered by kammy r 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋